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My wife asked me if I have seen the dog bowl.

submitted by Ozark to Jokes 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:49:35 ago (+31/-2)     (Jokes)

I asked if he was any good at it.


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[ - ] Centaurus 7 points 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 13:21:49 ago (+7/-0)

Hi Dad, I'm Dad.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 6 points 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 13:31:42 ago (+6/-0)

We would probably get along well.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 15:52:32 ago (+3/-0)

You two should get together and go bowling

[ - ] Ozark [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 16:17:48 ago (+2/-0)

I prefer mini-golf.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 16:34:29 ago (+1/-0)

We could invent mini-bowling.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 26, 2022 12:09:52 ago (+1/-0)

I've been thinking about this and I think it's doable.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 26, 2022 12:31:22 ago (+0/-0)

In mini-bowling there are 18 different pin layouts as you go around the circuit. The last one is the 7-10 split.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 20:56:16 ago (+2/-0)

No but the cat plays a mean round of golf.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 12:53:32 ago (+1/-0)

And she said what does the dog bowl have to do with sex?

[ - ] Ozark [op] 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 13:08:17 ago (+3/-0)

You don't have to be on the full retard setting at all times.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 13:22:59 ago (+0/-0)

Oh the other option is going rambo.. so I'll stay retard for now you gaynigger. Wipe your chin bitch.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 13:35:41 ago (+2/-0)

Your mind is completely captured by jew media,much like the Harry Potter fans. Let it go friend.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 13:38:34 ago (+0/-0)

So how do I manage to hunt, train and grow food? There must be a clone around here somewhere, I'll look into it.

You do bring up a good point... jew media is all about full engagement with no useful content...sort of like posting a dog joke during civil war.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 14:28:05 ago (+1/-0)

Do you really train food?

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 17:31:46 ago (+1/-0)

He trains his food to bring him food.

[ - ] Weredawg 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 25, 2022 18:53:43 ago (+0/-0)

So he's Korean? The good one or the south one?