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My dog ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles.

submitted by Ozark to Jokes 2.5 yearsDec 26, 2022 10:04:26 ago (+30/-0)     (Jokes)

I had to take him to the vet. No word yet.


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[ - ] Clubberlang 8 points 2.5 yearsDec 26, 2022 10:36:39 ago (+8/-0)

That's ruff

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 2.5 yearsDec 26, 2022 11:32:15 ago (+6/-0)

...and the mutt still can't spell shit

[ - ] Centaurus 10 points 2.5 yearsDec 26, 2022 12:43:06 ago (+10/-0)

His next poop could spell disaster.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 26, 2022 12:50:29 ago (+2/-0)

Har.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 5 points 2.5 yearsDec 26, 2022 12:57:26 ago (+5/-0)

This joke is so bad that I thought you were Centaurus at first.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 26, 2022 14:27:52 ago (+2/-0)

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or so I've read.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 4 points 2.5 yearsDec 26, 2022 14:13:18 ago (+4/-0)

This whole thread is awesome.

... I mean 'woof'.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 27, 2022 03:32:18 ago (+1/-0)

When it does, make sure to have him do it along the edge of a scrabble board.
If he spells out "oxyphenbutazone", for a triple triple triple word score, it would be worth 1,751 points. Purely theoretical, as it’s never actually been played.