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Every day the prospect of going to a skinhead biker bar to meet sane and rational people sonds more and more like a good idea...

submitted by Glowbright to TellUpgoat 2.5 yearsDec 29, 2022 22:10:21 ago (+24/-2)     (TellUpgoat)

...but like the Whitmer kidnapping farce, I know that it will be filled with 12 feds and one idiot.


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[ - ] ruck_feddit 15 points 2.5 yearsDec 29, 2022 22:28:17 ago (+15/-0)

I worry I'd be really let down upon discovering they're basically centrists compared to me.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 11 points 2.5 yearsDec 29, 2022 23:17:19 ago (+12/-1)

Bikers are stupid. I was in the whole MC thing. They are NPCs who go fight against each other for stupid shit. I got the fuck out of that shit. That was my chance to look over the edge of the cliff and not fall in. Those people are stupid.

The boomers who aren’t in an MC and wear their stupid Harley Motorclothes uniforms are just as stupid. I like my bike but people probably write me off as a loser because most bikers are stupid as fuck so I must be too because I ride a Harley.

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 10:47:01 ago (+0/-0)

Riding a Harley isn't the problem, joining them with their stickers and branded leathers on everything is.

Enjoy your bike. When I ride I get to focus on living, my troubles melt away, and I feel alive.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 19:43:52 ago (+0/-0)

No you didn't.
STFU

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 22:07:39 ago (+1/-0)

Ok bro.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 8 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 06:19:17 ago (+8/-0)

My band regularly plays biker events. They are, as a group, fantastic and self-policing. Never saw any fights. If one drunk starts gettin lippy, the others calm him the fuck down immediately. Trash goes into the can, the place is left clean. Now compare this to any porchmonkey event.

[ - ] xmasskull 7 points 2.5 yearsDec 29, 2022 22:52:19 ago (+7/-0)

"skinhead biker bar?"

NON-existent.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 19:48:50 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly why it's bullshit.
Nazi boys are fuck bitchs on parol

[ - ] HeyJames 7 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 00:35:15 ago (+7/-0)

Lol you won't find "feds". What you will find are drama queen drug addicts that are easily offended.

You won't want to be around bikers trust me

[ - ] SumerBreeze 6 points 2.5 yearsDec 29, 2022 22:28:58 ago (+7/-1)

Doesn’t hurt to go out, down a beer, and yell out NIGGERKIKEFAGGOT

Then leave.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 2.5 yearsDec 29, 2022 23:05:11 ago (+7/-0)

This man understands etiquette.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 09:16:57 ago (+2/-0)

I did that and diggernicks started reading the Bible.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 31, 2022 14:22:22 ago (+1/-0)

POW!

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 6 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 01:16:26 ago (+6/-0)*

I had a neighbor who was ex-con nazi, 3rd reich tattoos all over and talked a lot about offing degenerates. The dude was alcoholic, hooked on loads of drugs, had nigger friends and a mystery-meat wife. We didn't get along.

[ - ] goatfugee12 4 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 09:18:45 ago (+4/-0)

calling a mixed person mystery meat... call me a nigger cause I'm stealing that.

[ - ] Name 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 10:41:11 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, “mystery meat” is a good one. A couple days ago the one that blew my mind was “racially handicapped.”

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:49:15 ago (+0/-0)

That has been common voatnacular for many years now, I think the copyright has expired.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 19:47:26 ago (+0/-0)

JUST LIKE THE FAG NAZI CUNTS HERE ON VOAT.
FUCKING PUSSIES man to man.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 00:07:08 ago (+3/-0)

They're retarded trash hooked on drugs.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 07:54:00 ago (+2/-0)

Need to find a boating club...one of those fun ones that seem to be prone to losing weapons in boating accidents.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 29, 2022 22:57:18 ago (+1/-0)

I know how you feel but on a different level. I used to work with femocrats and I just longed to meet some normal women who weren't going to report you if you made some allegedly sexist comment. I was at a seminar and the Convenor said something like: "we don't know why there's a man in the moon" and I said something like: "God didn't want a woman there" and most folk, including the Convenor, giggled but one silly bitch yelled: "I'm offended by that" and everyone looked at their shoes.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 01:29:29 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 01:32:55 ago (+0/-0)

I realise how abnormal the things I thought are abnormal. There's nothing I can do about it. The Left keeps getting elected.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 01:37:39 ago (+0/-0)

Off topic...folk are still calling you "doc" from your previous tag "drstrangegov". Seems they are more comfortable with your former name so...maybe you should flip back? Just sayin'.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 01:45:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 02:19:53 ago (+0/-0)

Hell, bro, I didn't nothing by it! I was just making an observation!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nby0t43dlIs&t=17s

[ - ] AryanPrime 3 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 02:37:38 ago (+3/-0)

here's another observation

you are a mentally defunct inbred kike who should be shot on sight, there is literally nothing you can say or do for humanity that wouldn't make it worse off

your mere existence is a punishment for those made to suffer you

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 02:43:07 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks AP. Got anything planned for NYE? Me? Nah, don't believe in it anyway.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 02:02:15 ago (+0/-0)

yeah, people are hypocrites

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 09:17:50 ago (+0/-0)

🙄

You're response should have been You're outnumbered shut your bitch mouth up.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 01:44:41 ago (+0/-0)

I had to read that twice then laughed.

Yep but the bikers are a lot of boomers

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 09:14:27 ago (+0/-0)

I like the sonds of that.

[ - ] Glowbright [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 10:10:27 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] StopTheEvilAgenda 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 10:37:46 ago (+0/-0)

I know of a bar like that. Not skinheads or bikers per se, but let's just say you don't want to go there if you don't know anyone, and you definitely don't want to go there if you're not White. Pretty great place.

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 10:44:57 ago (+0/-0)

Get pictures of every fed there, and keep them. You'll use them to spot the other bullshit they're doing locally.

[ - ] KingLeopold2 0 points 2.5 yearsDec 30, 2022 11:56:22 ago (+0/-0)

Im no expert... but they seem like a crowd of adolescent whiteniggers. Degenerate behavior is even more repulsive when its done by our own.