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Happy new year goats. I'm actually sober tonight

submitted by Smedleys_Butler to TellUpgoat 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 01:54:00 ago (+23/-0)     (TellUpgoat)



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[ - ] GLRreincarnate 8 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 02:38:52 ago (+8/-0)

Coming up on 6 months clean and sober. Drug abuse is truly a degenerate activity, in my opinion. Take the cleanpill, it’s what our forefathers would’ve wanted. I’ll only speak for myself, but being clean has made me a much more valuable asset to the Whites that matter. And if you pretend to care about your mental and physical health, avoiding goyslop and the clot shot, you know that alcohol and other drugs are of no benefit and generally harmful to both mental and physical health. Not trying to preach, but seriously, I’m more motivated, goal oriented, and determined then when I was using. I feel better about myself, I am physically healthier, mentally more focused, and I have stopped associating with degenerates.

[ - ] renown_charge 8 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 04:44:53 ago (+8/-0)

I've come to realize that most millenials and zoomers are alcoholics but don't realize it. They just pass it off as a being social. Going out with some friends? "Of course we're going to a bar, where else would we go?" Obviously drinking is nothing new, but my theory is that it has gotten substantially worse over the past few decades because they do nothing else. No hobbies or kids, just work then drink followed by whatever new propaganda netflix shit out. Glad to hear you are doing better bro. Keep the liquid jew out of your system.

[ - ] paul_neri 4 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 03:46:10 ago (+4/-0)

Good stuff. We shouldn't harm our bodies and we should be alert at all times. Alcohol dulls the senses.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 08:57:37 ago (+0/-0)

Sobriety dulls your commentary hic.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 20:06:04 ago (+0/-0)

As a senior Goat and someone who the young bloods see as a role model, you should be more responsible and set a good example!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 12:12:47 ago (+0/-0)

your senses couldn't possibly get any duller, Queeri

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 12:12:05 ago (+1/-0)

Same, I rode the crazy train for 30+- years, got it together about 7 years ago

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 13:17:29 ago (+1/-0)

Great story. I quit booze about 3 years ago and life is much more enjoyable.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 14:16:41 ago (+0/-0)

I haven't drunk in 3 years, but I don't claim to be sober any more since I have smoked weed occasionally.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 02:32:08 ago (+3/-0)

I've been smoking a phat blunt with a bourbon and coke on the side.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 03:19:43 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds super nice.

I'd leave out the coke, though.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 03:48:06 ago (+1/-1)

"phat blunt" slang A very large, thick blunt, which is a marijuana cigarette rolled in the paper of a cigar.[Library Service].

Smoking is wicked. Your f..king lungs are trying to help you live and you make it hard for them!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 13:25:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 02:01:00 ago (+2/-0)

Bully for you if that's working for you, bro.

I happen to be in my cups at the moment and am reveling in it.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 5 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 02:16:18 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah, been over doing it. Body needs a break

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 02:18:38 ago (+1/-0)

Totally get that, bro.

Isn't it funny what a lightweight one can become after such a brief period of abstinence?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 02:19:52 ago (+1/-0)

Fo real

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 03:50:39 ago (+0/-1)

Not sure I follow.Please explain.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 03:49:29 ago (+0/-1)

in one's cups
phrase of cup
INFORMAL
drunk.
"he became mellow and humorous when in his cups"[Library Service]

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 03:54:03 ago (+5/-1)

The voice of reason comes to elucidate.

Q: What term does the reference provide for a sodding wick whose arse and stomach are alike full of semen?

A: @paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 20:04:34 ago (+0/-0)*

Gross, Fascinus, and silly.

E: you have sexual acts between Gay folk on the brain which suggests something amiss to me, at least. I bet when you're humping your missus you engage in bodily fluid exchange and hole-poking that is at least as, if not more, icky as what gays get up to you which is to say...you're a fraud.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 20:46:25 ago (+0/-0)

Not really sure what you're on about, bro and, if you're suggesting I "play the back 9", not my style.

[ - ] TheBigMan 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 10:04:36 ago (+1/-0)

Does AOU know you post here?

[ - ] NeonGreen 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 12:04:29 ago (+1/-0)

You post has been moved for wrong think*

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 12:10:27 ago (+0/-0)

Ya know, I'm not sure. There's a few of us on both

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 03:42:40 ago (+2/-1)

Thanks bro. Funny you should mention grog 'cos 'bout an hour ago sitting in the garden I was thinking I haven't had any alcohol in near 7 years and I started to feel healthy and virtuous.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 02:07:58 ago (+1/-0)

I am too, if you can believe it.

Happy new year.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 02:19:21 ago (+2/-0)

What would G.G. Allin do?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 03:18:51 ago (+2/-0)

Something spectacularly degenerate!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 03:29:43 ago (+1/-0)

Heroin. Lots of heroin

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 03:52:09 ago (+0/-0)

Kevin Michael "GG" Allin (born Jesus Christ Allin; August 29, 1956 – June 28, 1993) was an American punk rock musician who performed and recorded with many groups during his career.[4] Allin was best known for his controversial live performances, which often featured transgressive acts, including self-mutilation, defecating on stage, and assaulting audience members, for which he was arrested and imprisoned on multiple occasions.[5] AllMusic called him "the most spectacular degenerate in rock n' roll history",[2] while G4TV's That's Tough labelled him the "toughest rock star in the world".[Library Service]

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 02:16:50 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. Think Theo inspired me.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 19:20:14 ago (+0/-0)

"Happy" care to explain WTF when the mother of all shit storms is building

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 20:25:55 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a Q thing.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 05:48:07 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong angle.
Much bigger than "q"

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 15:02:13 ago (+0/-0)

A good way to start the new year.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 12:11:11 ago (+0/-0)

I stayed mostly sober, praise Allah

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 12:39:28 ago (+0/-0)

Inshallah

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 19:18:24 ago (+0/-0)

You worship dead ancient mortals?
You catholic too obviously

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 12:02:16 ago (+0/-0)

366 days sober and I had a bottle of wine the other day. It was delicious and I didn't feel like drinking anymore. There is a light at the end of the tunnel but I'm really glad I cleaned out for a year at least.

Congratulations!!

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 08:57:03 ago (+0/-0)

Drunk as a skunk. Happy New Year mate!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 13:14:23 ago (+0/-0)

Happy new year Gray!

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 1, 2023 07:14:25 ago (+0/-0)