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I keep seeing this quote on women’s tinder profiles: “If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.”

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 13:58:38 ago (+38/-1)     (Jokes)

Ha ha, the jokes on them! I've been turning women off for years... without a remote.



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 11 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 14:44:51 ago (+11/-0)

Would definitely be handy to be able to mute them.

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 3 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 15:07:00 ago (+4/-1)

OFF

[ - ] Monica 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 17:04:43 ago (+2/-0)

INFO

[ - ] jc99ta 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 17:24:46 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 19:12:17 ago (+5/-0)

Holy fuck, don't apologize. That's the realest shit I've ever seen. I've been with my wife over a decade, love her to death do us part. She needs to learn to shut the fuck up already.

She's gonna see this comment, she lurks here. Totally worth it.

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 02:06:43 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 3 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 18:07:37 ago (+3/-0)

Twitter is slightly better now... gab someone would have named the jew on that post...

Gab is awesome

[ - ] SecretHitler 8 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 15:33:54 ago (+8/-0)

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote

The irony of her typing this into her smartphone

[ - ] NuckFiggers 8 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 15:10:00 ago (+8/-0)

You control women the same way you do a child. When they act up ignore them. Don't let it happen, just don't be a part of it. All women want is attention. When they get negative attention they stop acting up. Negative attention is anything from ignoring her, not looking at her, getting up and leaving, ending dinner early, dropping her off, not paying for things, etc. This works incredibly well. The first time I just stopped reacting to a woman it taught me everything.

This also comes with positive attention when they don't or they do well- compliments, attention, etc.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 15:46:40 ago (+2/-0)

Very good comment.

There needs to be more practical advice with examples for men to understand concepts their fathers failed to teach. I'm still stumbling through learning this stuff and making plenty of mistakes on my own.

Something else worth mentioning that I wish I learned from my father is not being afraid to tell a woman what to do when appropriate. No justification, no anger, not a bunch of words, not being an asshole about it, just a simple, firm command. You can tell you did it right when their bullshit immediately stops and they meekly say obey and just do it.

There's a difference between this and bossing someone around all the time, but you need to be able to do this. It's the embodiment and reinforcement of having her respect.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:20:12 ago (+4/-0)

I remember the first time I tried this, she had been bitching at me and accusing me of all sorts of shit. I got out of bed, got dressed and starting walking towards the door. There was a skip in her bitching and she suddenly got frantic. I went outside, went home and never saw her again. It was beautiful. Since then I've kicked out a couple women. It's even better than leaving yourself. Took one by the elbow, walked her out of the door like a bouncer and just closed it after her.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:44:57 ago (+3/-0)

I had one start up a self-hating anti-White rant on me once and my reply was that she needed to leave.

I hope that one stuck with her.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:53:28 ago (+4/-0)

I've had a couple try those waters with me. I just tell them they've been tricked and how they react decides how far down that route we got. One woman took it all the way to the jews and she ended up agreeing with me. Most back out before then.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 19:23:55 ago (+3/-0)

Or you can go your own way and keep all your resources to yourself and not have to deal with their bullshit.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 20:02:03 ago (+0/-0)

BUT MUH WHITE BIRTHRATES

There's enough dumbasses willing to fuck each other, and fuck each other over, to keep the feeding of innocent White lives to the torturous jewish machine going.

What really matters is ensuring that when we're gone the world, every last non-White, suffers for killing God's own.

They'll stand in the shadows of giants and weep.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 18:08:42 ago (+2/-0)

The women you dealt with where not covert narricist... they don't handle shit in any rational way at all!

Good for you you are lucky

[ - ] Belfuro 6 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 14:19:38 ago (+6/-0)

Boys heading towards manhood.

If you are unable to control women you have no business getting into relationships.

Imagine thinking you could use a horse to ride yet don't bother learning how to break it in first.

Bucking mares will send you flying or bolt off into an immovable object.

Am I saying women are wild and destructive and not always logical?

Of course. Common knowledge before our enemy worked hard to remove it from pop culture.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 20:07:16 ago (+1/-0)

Boys heading towards manhood.

There are none here.

If you are unable to control women you have no business getting into relationships.

Well no man is able to. Thank your jewish government for that. Do literally anything at all, ever, and "your" woman will fuck you over and take half your shit, then the government will happily put you in a cell with a bunch of spics and/or niggers for years because you somehow gave "your" woman a bruise or two despite never touching her.

No... Not worth it.

To the boys heading toward manhood that aren't here: learn how to kill, get your own food, water, and shelter, AND accept Christ as the Savior.

Because when you die, and you will, you'll get to watch the world burn rather than burning in Hell.

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 17:57:07 ago (+5/-0)

Just grab them by the pussy

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 5 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 16:39:11 ago (+5/-0)

Even 5s think they're 10s these days. My rating goes down to 0 when they come with aggresive, argumentative, and entitled attitudes. Modern Western women need to be bitchslapped back to the 1800s.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 19:17:47 ago (+0/-0)

I stopped dating American women thirteen years ago. Best decision ever. I'm happily married to a woman that knows what being a woman is. Seriously, bro. You're way better off with white south Americans or Eastern European women. Chinks are good for fucking, but if you want a lady you gotta look outside the states.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 20:08:14 ago (+0/-0)

Chinks are good for fucking

Degenerate. No different than a woman fucking a nigger, spic, etc.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 3 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 18:23:50 ago (+3/-0)

So what are they trying to say? Are they admitting they have no agency and cant even control themselves?

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 19:26:39 ago (+3/-0)

They're oversized children. Look how they are with dogs.

[ - ] autotic 3 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 15:07:50 ago (+3/-0)

...posted from their self-funded surveillance and remote wetware programming device.

But then ... self-awareness is not a thing you find commonly even on the Y chromosome.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 18:05:45 ago (+2/-0)

The shit on hinge is crazy ...

This new jew controlled society is really fucking women up bad.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 19:25:53 ago (+0/-0)

Except now it's broadcasting female nature to the world at large.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 17:11:46 ago (+2/-0)

they need to have a MUTE button, center of forehead..

SMACK!

[ - ] AmalekTheZOG 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 15:06:42 ago (+2/-0)

meaning... If I was meant to be listened to I would be a white man.

[ - ] GoatWarVet 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 05:40:14 ago (+1/-0)

Also known as: I have a lock but any dumb nigger can pick it

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 22:31:30 ago (+1/-0)

Your remote has arrived m’lady

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 22:13:45 ago (+1/-0)

"Hey Siri, fix me a sandwich"

That's how it's suppose to work.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 19:21:45 ago (+1/-0)

All their toys have on/off buttons though.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 17:55:30 ago (+1/-0)

Sad thing is that you only need one remote. Control the lead whore and all others will follow without question.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 2, 2023 14:53:49 ago (+1/-0)

How about horses though? You can control them at least, with a leash.