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Turbo Cancer after covid vaxx

submitted by Conspirologist to videos 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 03:29:37 ago (+27/-1)     (cdn.videy.co)

https://cdn.videy.co/Av7RT5jf.mp4



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[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 04:41:57 ago (+2/-1)

Is that different from warp speed cancer?



[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 09:52:12 ago (+1/-0)

It was already moving at warp speed, so once it enters the body, it's slowed to turbo cancer speeds.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 12:42:40 ago (+2/-0)

What about Ludacris cancer?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 15:18:00 ago (+0/-0)

That's what happens when it metastasizes from your dick to your butt.

Heh, ain't cancer fucking hilarious?

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 16:16:01 ago (+0/-0)

What's the speed of science?

The speed of science รท the speed of turbo cancer + media lies squared = climate change

[ - ] Stonkmar 4 points 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 09:54:18 ago (+4/-0)

38 yr old mostly healthy friend of mine has stage 3 cancer, spread to nodes, got colostomy bag, and now beginning immunotherapy. Sad. They seem like the vaxxed type, but I haven't asked.

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 12:59:28 ago (+1/-0)

Don't ask. Assume unless told otherwise.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 10:22:46 ago (+1/-0)

No sympathy.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 14:00:30 ago (+2/-0)

Concur ...

[ - ] dicedice 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 10:23:47 ago (+1/-0)

Vaids
I'm aware of at least three elderly people two of which have had previous cancers and one of which is perpetually hospitalized that are now having "suspicious lumps in the lungs."
It's basically a one-to-one ratio of those who recently went in for cancer screenings are coming out cancer positive.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 12:41:44 ago (+1/-0)

Turbo jewed

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 14:38:17 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 3, 2023 15:31:54 ago (+0/-0)

This happened to a relative of mine. This is going to be a shitty year.