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Man dies after hitting bridge

submitted by lord_nougat to funny 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 18:30:46 ago (+64/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] JoesLegHair 8 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:17:58 ago (+8/-0)

To be fair, he was going to get so many likes.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:19:54 ago (+3/-0)

He has bequeathed them to me!

[ - ] SecretHitler 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 18:51:54 ago (+4/-0)*

I looked up the story

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/man-dies-after-hitting-bridge-while-doing-tiktok-dance-on-top-of-18-wheeler-1991632/

Looks like some nigger just climbed up there and the driver had no idea

Video is here, courtesy camera man who appears to be having a vaccine reaction of some sort

https://m.facebook.com/GrizzysHoodNews/videos/prayers-for-this-man/2999499170197862/

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 18:55:08 ago (+4/-0)

That video sucks! You don't get to see it fly off the top of the truck, nor get run over by all the trucks and cars behind the truck!

[ - ] SecretHitler 6 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 19:05:48 ago (+6/-0)

Completely agree. While I'd prefer to watch a Greenblat Splat It would have been nice to see a Tyrone Tiretrack for a change.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 20:07:55 ago (+4/-0)

They both sound very appealing, ngl

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 21:56:23 ago (+3/-0)

Ever see the one from the 2020 riots? Nigger tried to climb up on a FedEx truck, driver takes off because it's a violent crowd and doesn't know about the nigger. Nigger gets turned into a meat crayon.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 06:23:15 ago (+2/-0)

Someone added that "wheels on the bus" song to that one, and it went "the rioters on the truck go squish squish squish". It was fucking hysterical; wish I saved it.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 23:27:53 ago (+1/-0)

There were FAR too few of those types of examples. That was a good one, though.

I liked that one time the commies were destroying monuments and a statue smashed that nig's head in. Okay, I still didn't like it, but at least that was better than usual.

[ - ] Seymore_potatohead 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 21:21:31 ago (+2/-0)

Please don't be Texas. Please don't be Texas. Houston...

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 21:54:10 ago (+2/-0)

To be fair, Houston is pretty much a different country anyway. A country full of niggers.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 02:41:11 ago (+1/-0)

Lived in Houston 9 months an absolute shit hole terrible place the blacks are on another level.of ghetto and the whites are all trying to be 30k millionaires

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 06:26:03 ago (+1/-0)

The niggers are on another level because half of the gangs moved from Louisiana after Katrina wrecked their hoods.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 12:44:08 ago (+1/-0)

Haha my grandma called people like that 10 cent millionaires.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 23:26:17 ago (+1/-1)

Houston, we have a problem.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 01:26:36 ago (+2/-0)

"man"

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 01:28:41 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I wished I had fixed that in retrospect.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 18:55:11 ago (+1/-0)

good

[ - ] scoopadoop 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 00:21:10 ago (+1/-0)

I know that any death is a tragedy and all that jazz but this actually made me laugh.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 00:44:58 ago (+1/-0)

Before I zoomed in I read that as he died doing what he loved.. being a woman"

Kek

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 06:31:38 ago (+1/-0)

And thats children is how the Chinese are decimating us without firing one shot or even the need to have (spy) boots on the ground.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:53:43 ago (+1/-0)

Darwin award

[ - ] aekotra 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 19:06:41 ago (+1/-0)

Natural Selection:
"I know I'm supposed to be stoic, but this is just FUN."

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 3 monthsJan 13, 2025 00:38:32 ago (+1/-0)

The gait and stance of a groid is recognizable from 1000 yards.

[ - ] Leveraction -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 4, 2023 22:42:22 ago (+0/-1)

Sorry, who the fuck cares. Bigger problems than stupid morons

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 5, 2023 00:15:23 ago (+3/-0)

I think you're looking at this from far to serious a perspective. This is called entertainment in our current year. Smirk and giggle at the ridiculous nature of the incident, then move on to the "bigger problems". Which you can do because you're not a stupid nigger that died dancing on a tractor-trailer cruising down a major highway