×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
25

next time better

submitted by boekanier to funny 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 04:52:36 ago (+25/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/g1zr2b.jpg



4 comments block


[ - ] giantprick 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 12:36:56 ago (+0/-0)

When you lack privacy, you should obfuscate yourself

Do and say things which clearly aren’t serious. Things which clearly don’t represent you.

When they come to you with all the data they collected, they won’t be able to tell what’s you and what’s not

Obviously the fake stuff needn’t be incriminating. Just things to throw them off the trail

“It seems here you’re a white nationalist?” “Yes, and over here I’m a world famous blind ventriloquist”

It’s not foolproof, but if everyone did this it would take a lot of the teeth out of the surveillance world we more and more live in.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 13:11:24 ago (+0/-0)

Keep an extra phone in the bathroom at all times so they have to listen to everyone poop.

[ - ] didyouknow 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 16:19:32 ago (+0/-0)

You're just going to make a jew at the FBI excited with that, I heard they really love poop.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:50:35 ago (+0/-0)

Care reacted?

Please translate for non generation gay.