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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 08:23:36 ago (+2/-0)

Friendly reminder that OPs name literally translates to king kike.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 06:40:54 ago (+2/-0)

At my old apartment during the Spring and Summer, there was a retarded bird that would wake up at 3:30 AM almost every day and sing incessantly. It was the only bird doing this because all the other normal birds were sleeping until slightly before sunrise. I was thinking of getting a BB gun just to kill it.

[ - ] JewChipper 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:55:02 ago (+0/-0)

It's way more fon when you DO IT

[ - ] JewChipper 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 5, 2023 10:54:18 ago (+1/-0)

You deserve this bird for being pussy enough to tolerate him

There's a metaphor for Australia there.

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 06:45:17 ago (+1/-0)

Put some rubber snakes nearby.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 07:33:08 ago (+1/-0)

I make fake snakes out of garden hoses and all strips of old bike tires for my gardens and it really helps!

[ - ] Ozark 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 08:30:01 ago (+1/-0)

Don't ride an unbroke horse near one, trust me.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 5, 2023 11:52:37 ago (+1/-0)

Oh man. I didn't even think about that.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 05:24:45 ago (+1/-0)

I don't mind them. I find the Rainbow Lorrikeets a pain in the butt 'cos they are smart and very aggressive and drive off the much larger but more good natured King Parrots.

[ - ] RexYehudi [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 6, 2023 00:15:58 ago (+1/-0)

This is the first piece of bad press directed at Rainbow Lorikeets I have run into, I have never seen them exhibit aggression unlike some Blue Rosellas that lived around here - I haven't seen them for a while - that were highly aggressive toward the Spotted Turtledoves, which similarly haven't been seen in yrs, yesterday when I was looking upwards to get shots of the same Miner birds above I spotted a King Parrot up in one of the trees, there's been a few Sulphur Breasted Cockatoos and maybe a few Corellas lately also .. cheers.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 5, 2023 09:47:09 ago (+0/-0)

Sky nigger is just singing a bit. Probably trying to find a girlfriend. He should just shut his window.

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 2.5 yearsJan 5, 2023 05:38:16 ago (+0/-0)

Just get yourself a cat.