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My Brother in Law died suddenly...I guess we should start looking for life insurance, right honey?

submitted by TheSimulacra to PredictiveProgramming 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 00:53:08 ago (+8/-0)     (PredictiveProgramming)

Latest radio propaganda commercial for life insurance.

DIED SUDDENLY was thrown out as casual as it could be.

Same network that Steve Gorman pimped vaccines every 15 minutes.


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 01:21:52 ago (+5/-0)

Life insurance doesn't cover in the event of an experimental medical procedure so this is more or less a scam and money grab.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 05:16:56 ago (+4/-0)

Kill everyone quickly but not too quick, while draining every penny they have.

Worse than any dystopia I ever read.

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 04:22:14 ago (+1/-0)

Right, there have been rulings in large insurance payouts saying no, on the grounds it was suicide by experimentation.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 10:22:23 ago (+1/-0)

Health insurance: There's no evidence it was the vax.

Life insurance: It was definitely the vax.

[ - ] MrPancake 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 11:44:45 ago (+0/-0)

You are awarded all internet points.

[ - ] carnold03 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 14, 2023 02:07:26 ago (+3/-0)

"Vaxxidentally." He died Vaxxidentally.