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My grandma sung "Catch a tiger by the toe" to my kids

submitted by Cunt to TellUpgoat 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 00:37:28 ago (+18/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Only apparently there is a "Catch a nigger by the toe" version! Did you guys know this???

"I probably shouldn't say that" came after it and she seemed confused. The vax is starting to affect her progressive ways. She normally sings high praises for niggers (especially abos) and other such news propaganda.


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[ - ] HeyJames 11 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 00:51:57 ago (+11/-0)

What the hell is there to praise about the abos? The general consensus I get is that Australians know they are severely mentally disabled and butt ugly but are protected just like wild animals on a nature preserve.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 02:36:09 ago (+5/-2)

What the hell is there to praise about the abos?

The programming is strong. The jews manage to get people, who aren't also jewish, to sacrifice their own children to their imaginary jew gods.

Getting them bowing down to a retarded monkey? Easy peasy.

[ - ] AryanPrime 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 08:01:44 ago (+2/-1)

lmao more like

the kike was able to seperate you from your true heritage by telling you it's "jewish"

lmfao...kikes told you Christianity came second, Christians like me tell you it came first and prove our argument, and then you point to the kikes argument and treat it as if it's the right one

you fool no one kike

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 13:42:27 ago (+1/-0)

That's crazy

[ - ] SecretHitler 6 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 00:54:21 ago (+6/-0)

Haha I did know about the nigger version. I've also heard that nigger was the original version and that's why a 'tiger' seems out of place. They needed a hard R!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 04:05:49 ago (+4/-0)

We sang it as nigger when i was a kid. Nobody thought twice. An i can assure you im not from the 60s

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 06:06:58 ago (+1/-0)

I did the same in the late 80's.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 09:28:16 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 02:26:55 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of when I read your post title.

[ - ] NedsHead 7 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 03:11:23 ago (+7/-0)

Yeah “catch a nigger by the toe” is the version I was taught, I was so young when I picked up this rhyme I didn’t even know what a nigger was. Teacher’s didn’t even give a shit back then (90’s Australia) now the commie cunts would have you arrested, placed in a foster home with a foreign rapist and your parents gaoled

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 03:30:08 ago (+3/-0)

You know you are a racist White 70s kid when ...

I heard both versions. Also, my father, who was against mocking blacks too much, used to call Brazilian nuts "nigger toes," and that was a fairly common term at the time.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 04:07:53 ago (+1/-0)

Im an 80s kid. Its what we 'learned' although i dont recall being taught it by parents. My dad was a flat out chill dude and my mum was just plain a fucking pain in the ass liberal so doubt it came from them.

Ive got my grandmother on my mind tho...... nah. couldnt have been her.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 8 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 03:55:23 ago (+8/-0)

Pretty sure the nigger version came first.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 10:48:15 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, tigers don't do a whole lot of hollering....

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 04:05:01 ago (+1/-0)

~~Tiger~~

Nigger.

FTFY

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 04:07:26 ago (+0/-0)

I can't remember, wasn't it This little niggy?

This little piggy went to the market

This little piggy stayed home

Game to antagonize you if you had dirty feet.

[...]

Or am I misremembering?

Also, pretty much all the ice cream man songs.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 05:54:56 ago (+1/-0)

The vax is starting to affect her progressive ways.

Stop her from watching NINTV, SBS and ABC

[ - ] Cunt [op] 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 08:58:44 ago (+1/-0)

I wish I could. She loves NIggerTV, SBS and especially ABC. Watches them a lot.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 05:58:06 ago (+2/-0)

I was taught tiger but we knew there was a “bad” version. My mom says they used to sing nigger. Cant be too mad at her as she did red pill me on niggers.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 08:35:46 ago (+2/-0)

Good Mom. Mine is 70 and she is a Jew lover and cuts me off whenever I disparage Blacks.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 06:06:01 ago (+2/-0)*

That's the version I sang all throughout my childhood. The tiger version was a surprise to me.

And you call yourself a racist.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 06:25:59 ago (+2/-0)

Always was nigger.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 07:58:21 ago (+1/-0)

That's the Only way to decide who goes first!

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 08:12:54 ago (+0/-0)

Unless you have a potato.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 08:10:59 ago (+1/-0)

It's nigger. It's always been nigger. Tiger is a stupid ploy to keep us from saying nigger.

It's nigger.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 08:26:07 ago (+1/-0)

In Texas, in the 70’s, it was a ‘nigger toe’ if a boy was saying it, and a ‘tigers toe’ if it was a girl. A boy reciting the ‘tiger toe’ version would be called a faggot.

[ - ] sp00gey 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 09:07:54 ago (+0/-0)

In 2nd or third grade in the late 50's. School had old songbooks, probably pre WW2. Swanee river had a line "oh darkies how my heart grows weary". Teacher tried to tell us it was a misprint, should be "oh dark eyes". We knew better.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 17, 2023 16:27:45 ago (+0/-0)

It was always Catch A Nigger until the 1970's, as political correctness changed every song and book.