The FAA secretly is now allowing pilots with much more heart damage to fly. They made the change secretly no doubt not to scare people about the vaccine and to keep planes from being grounded. - Upgoat

The FAA secretly is now allowing pilots with much more heart damage to fly. They made the change secretly no doubt not to scare people about the vaccine and to keep planes from being grounded.
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 11:25:45 ago (+39/-0) (archive.md)
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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 18:37:27 ago (+0/-0)

Well, what are the odds that the captain will have a vax heart attack, then the co-pilot takes over and he has a vax heart attack, then the flight engineer jumps in and he has a vax stroke from the stress?

Probably about an 80% chance, once the boss goes down.

[ + ] Teefinyomouf

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 19:07:52 ago (+0/-0)

The flight engineer was replaced by a computer at least 20 years ago.

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 20:18:38 ago (+0/-0)

Naw, they’re still around.

[ + ] MasklessTheGreat

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 21:08:59 ago (+1/-0)

Ok, name one airframe that airlines use that still requires a flight engineer.

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 00:47:06 ago (+0/-0)

Google, ‘flight engineer job’. There are hundreds of them. Sky nigger.

[ + ] MasklessTheGreat

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 18, 2023 01:14:43 ago (+0/-0)

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 15:50:01 ago (+2/-0)

I've been flying recently. What a comforting thought.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 14:53:05 ago (+3/-0)

My flying skepticism has increased. Guess if I ever need to fly, I will fly myself.

My car can identify as an airplane, right?

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 16:27:42 ago (+2/-0)

You can get your light sport license in like a week. IDK how far that will get you, but it's a start

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 15:48:51 ago (+1/-0)

You can be anything you want to be! That's what they tell you in school.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 14:25:42 ago (+3/-0)

I want to see emergency landing rates. Pre-vax rollout, and post-vax rollout.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 17:16:06 ago (+0/-0)

You need the cause more than you need the rates.

[ - ] Monica -1 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 14:11:35 ago (+1/-2)

The planes are all controlled by computers anyways. The pilots do some things but the planes can takeoff and land themselves. Now if the ground crew dies you might have a problem with the engines failing.

9/11 jew remote controlled planes fly into buildings. They blame their enemies and go to war and kill them. Less population and less enemies.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 16:28:46 ago (+1/-0)

The pilots are there supervising. They are still useful. Not good to have them dropping dead, but if everyone took the vas what you gonna do?

[ - ] Barfcock19 4 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 13:59:10 ago (+4/-0)

Surely this will end well.

[ - ] anrach 2 points 2.3 yearsJan 17, 2023 12:31:25 ago (+2/-0)

Should be headline news.

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