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I wonder if I say that I work at Pfizer on my dating profile if I'll finally get more than a smile from a she-beast.

submitted by Lovemachine to TellUpgoat 2.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 20:37:35 ago (+1/-2)     (TellUpgoat)

Oh yeah eHarmony works. Sure, that's why it doesn't. None of them do.

The only way to meet women is to drill a hole in their tire and follow them home to provide assistance when it goes flat.


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[ - ] Lovemachine [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsJan 26, 2023 20:40:27 ago (+1/-1)

..because project Veritas. Get it?