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Update on cute younger girl giving me her numbed and then not replying

submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 17:25:58 ago (+6/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

2 days later at 730 am this morning she replied.

Sent a picture of the thing my daughter signed then said it was nice chatting with you too!

I responded a couple hours later. Being aggressive Chad style.

When are you going to let me take you out?

Good move or bad move I have not had a reply yet should I have waited played the waiting game thing or being aggressive Chad the way to go?

We will see I guess


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[ - ] Monica 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 17:32:24 ago (+2/-0)

I wouldn't know. I don't play bullshit women mind games. I wouldn't be talking to her. She sounds like she's already has you by the balls. She's a brainwashed idiot who believes in the "you have to wait 2 days to call back" game. What other brainwashed bullshit will she also believe in? Probably all of it. All feminism.

Good luck with your retard.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 10 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 17:33:17 ago (+10/-0)

Not overbearing enough. Send dick pix.
Run them by Paul Neri and uncle Doug first.

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:03:08 ago (+5/-0)

Don't forget @MaroonSaint

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 07:10:49 ago (+1/-0)

God damnit, @maroonsaint, where are you in our time of need?
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?!

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:10:26 ago (+4/-0)

And / or pics of your butthole!

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:19:49 ago (+3/-0)

Let's not get ungentlemanly

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 07:09:24 ago (+1/-0)

Indeed.
Get that bad bay Brazilian waxed and bleached for optimal presentation first before sending any pics.
It's just the polite thing to do.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 11, 2023 18:29:39 ago (+0/-0)

Right

[ - ] MaryXmas 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:59:33 ago (+4/-0)

A girl tried to pull that shit on me in college. I was sweet the first night but she was floored when I made a move. Wtf?! I ain't hanging around so we can cuddle. That is what my dog is for.
Now the chick is a nurse for planned parenthood. Dodged that baby killer.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:03:17 ago (+1/-0)

She's better off not marrying a nigger lover like you

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 17:58:57 ago (+1/-1)

^also this guy

Hes an expert in the field

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 20:53:50 ago (+0/-0)

No, he needs to seek out maroonsaint.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 17:33:35 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:34:22 ago (+1/-0)

No kids. Just odd to give a number out obviously some intrest there then to play games. But women are like cats go to the door meow meow meow. Open the door turns around and goes and lays on the couch.

We will see what happens she will either never respond or I will get some text two days from now as she follows some weird rule on returning text.

It was so much easier when we could just club them over the head and drag them behind a bush and sadly with feminism investing these women's minds it was probably better for them that way

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:44:35 ago (+2/-1)

Grug no like romance

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 07:20:12 ago (+0/-0)

Bushes are for bachelors.
At least wait till you've got a cave so you can demonstrate that you're a provider and potential family material.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 15:00:49 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 17:49:12 ago (+4/-0)

Look OP...I'm an expert with dames...you get one shot at a good 1st impression, don't blow it...tell her that you can stund a 400lb heifer with a .22 LR between the eyes, bleed it out by drawing a knife (that you've sharpened yourself) across it's throat and then skinned and quartered all within 45minutes...all while plucking a chicken, she'll be all over you like the scent of a skunk in heat...filming it in live action will send her pheromones into the stratosphere, she'll be stalking you for a week...I know what turns a woman on.

[ - ] Sector7 7 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 17:59:40 ago (+7/-0)

Dogleg is going to wake up in an Iowa meatpacking plant in a couple days wondering wtf happened.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 16:52:26 ago (+1/-0)

@sector7, HA...GOOD ONE

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 00:38:14 ago (+0/-0)

I would bet he's had his meat packed many times

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 22:55:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] v0atmage 8 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 17:49:21 ago (+8/-0)

When are you going to let me take you out?

Let? That's beta cuck language, not chad speak.

[ - ] FreeinTX 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 17:56:14 ago (+6/-0)

going to let me

Yup. Beta.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:31:37 ago (+4/-0)

Damn it should have checked in here first! Lol

Not a beta or gamma but probaboy give women to much respect

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:45:18 ago (+0/-0)

ANY respect given to a roastie is too much

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 17:58:17 ago (+2/-1)

asking voat for romance advice

Raptor jesus fuck

What is wrong with you?

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:02:25 ago (+4/-0)

She's going to give you AIDS and herpes in exchange for one of your kidneys, the contents of your wallet, and your car.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:07:37 ago (+1/-1)

Super aids

[ - ] Sector7 6 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:09:59 ago (+6/-0)

"When are you going to let me take you out?"

Can you go back and delete the "let"? You're putting her in control of your relationship! Try something like this next time:

I enjoyed our chat too. Would you like to get some coffee or lunch and chat some more?

Or

I enjoyed our chat too. Would you like to get some coffee or lunch with me?

@gowithit

@postwallhelena

What do you think?

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:40:16 ago (+3/-0)

Sent a picture of the thing my daughter signed

I dont even know whay thet is.

How is he going to edit a text? He dug his own grave there. I dont think the "let" is too bad. If I think hes a dork just from here and she's seen him in real life she already knows so it might be endearing enough to actually get him in.

Personally Im rooting for the half mexican girl so that one day we all can have a battle of the owens.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:48:14 ago (+5/-0)

No such thing as half Mexican. It's a nationality, not a race. Half beaner is a thing, but not half Mexican. That's like saying half American.
To your point: I just hope some chick plays with his wiener already so he'll shut up about it. It's pretty sad.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:10:26 ago (+1/-0)

I dont think mexicans are real latin/hispanic people so

I hope he gets with the half alien.

To your point: Ha! Right?

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:46:18 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone anti abortion is a nigger lover

Pretty much all mexicants are catholic so...

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:48:37 ago (+2/-0)

Grug no like romance

GAAAAAYYYYYYYY

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:49:31 ago (+0/-0)

You simple minded cock holster

Do you even have a clue who grug is?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:50:45 ago (+0/-0)

No but I know who Groo is

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:53:54 ago (+0/-0)

Fuckin noob

I knew who groo was in the 80s

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:59:49 ago (+0/-0)

90's!

Youre old.

Still a barbarian/caveman same difference .you scolding him for not wanting to be romantic still sounded lame.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:46:43 ago (+2/-0)

Lol!if the half mexican girl with the name Betty had been full white I would have been all in. She is based anti feminist etc. Her hinge post was so anti feminist I thought she might be a glownigger

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:37:34 ago (+2/-0)

"When are you going to me take you out?"

[ - ] prototype 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:37:15 ago (+2/-0)

"Babe I'd die without you. I want you more than anyone else I've ever had in my entire life. If I don't have you tonight, I think I might just die." etc, etc

Women want to be wanted bro. And more than that, they want to be needed. And they want to know you're seriously committed.

They don't want clingy, or a guy that makes them laugh. They want a guy who couldn't live without them.

They want you to tell them what you want. They don't want you to ask them for their fucking approval on every little thing, especially not your dick pics.

[ - ] mannerbund 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:39:21 ago (+2/-0)

When are you going to let me take you out?

You asked permission, that's not a Chad move. Tell her when you are going to take her out.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 02:36:18 ago (+0/-0)

Ya looking back I agree.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:45:14 ago (+1/-0)

Should have mentioned I'm more sigma then alpha.. can be situational alpha I was a head basketball coach and played college basketball hard to get to those positions with out some alpha tendencies.

But with women I seriously give them to much respect could be part of growing up in feminized jew fucked up society

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 18:54:15 ago (+2/-0)

You need to mirror her. Slow your roll. If she texts you two days later, text her two days later. If she texts you 1 day later, text her 1 day later. Once she is texting you at least once per day, then we will know you didn't fuck up and look like a needy asshole.

[ - ] con77 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:28:21 ago (+4/-0)

text her 'Im gonna suck your peach'

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:48:15 ago (+0/-0)

I need to subscribe to your romance blog

Link pls

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 8, 2023 19:44:17 ago (+0/-0)

she is fuckin at least 3 other dudes

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 00:36:03 ago (+0/-0)

why would an creepy old man want a young girl you fucking owen benjewman pervert??

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 01:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

Vision. Not that you'd want to engage in conversation with someone young enough to still be attractive, but women my age are hideous! It's a real dilemma.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 02:37:23 ago (+0/-0)

Your funny

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 01:32:26 ago (+0/-0)

NEXT!!!

[ - ] goat777 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 9, 2023 10:27:37 ago (+0/-0)

She's not interested. Move on.