Did you hear about the two bed bugs that fell in love? - Upgoat

Did you hear about the two bed bugs that fell in love?
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2.2 yearsFeb 11, 2023 12:16:42 ago (+22/-2) (Jokes)

They're getting married in the spring.

[ - ] SkullFuckerSupreme 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:47:23 ago (+1/-0)

They eloped to the loveseat.

[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 11, 2023 14:24:11 ago (+1/-0)

I think "around spring" would make more sense.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 11, 2023 18:01:57 ago (+1/-0)

Save it for the semantics-dome E.B. White.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 11, 2023 16:50:19 ago (+0/-0)

All-you-can-eat stuffing at the reception.