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Everyone knows the story of Achilles but forgets about the story of his twin.

submitted by Ozark to Jokes 2.3 yearsFeb 15, 2023 07:06:23 ago (+29/-1)     (Jokes)

Achilles was dipped into the river Styx by his heels. His twin, Bophedes was dipped in cruely by his scrotum. Everyone knows the story of Achellies' heel but nobody ever talks about Bophedes nuts.


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[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 16, 2023 20:20:54 ago (+0/-0)

Deez nuts.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 15, 2023 17:28:17 ago (+1/-0)

In my experience everyone talks about Bophedes nuts.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 15, 2023 14:32:36 ago (+1/-0)

Walking in to tell the wife this right now. Well played.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 15, 2023 10:59:23 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Bonlio99 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 15, 2023 10:40:08 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha! Nice

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 2.3 yearsFeb 15, 2023 10:13:28 ago (+5/-0)

Well played.

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[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 15, 2023 10:00:20 ago (+3/-0)

I know what I’m naming my next dog…

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 2.3 yearsFeb 15, 2023 09:10:40 ago (+4/-0)

I should have known where that joke was going, but you still got me.....you fucking cunt.

[ - ] gaybeeye -3 points 2.3 yearsFeb 15, 2023 08:17:56 ago (+0/-3)