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Hey Guys - Apparently Drinking Pepsi & Coke Makes Your Balls Bigger!

submitted by Scyber to whatever 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 20:44:58 ago (+5/-2)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11776783/Men-drink-Coca-Cola-Pepsi-larger-testicles-study-mice-suggests.html

Hahahahahahahahaha!

According to "scientists" carbonated corn syrup full of sugar, citric acid and other ingredients that can take the rust off metal can make a guy's testicles bigger.

Does "big cola" actually think people are gonna seriously fall for this fuckin bullshit?
How much money did Pepsi and Coca-Cola pay these "scientists" and media outlets to publish this bullshit?


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[ - ] voatersaredumbasses 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 22:18:45 ago (+1/-0)

My balls already touch water when I sit.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 23:30:23 ago (+0/-0)

Wow! That's amazing!
How many PepsiCo Beverages do you consume everyday!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:22:53 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, the last thing I need is bigger nuts. My sack is stretched out the fuck enough. You could probably make a functional lampshade with my scrot. It's quite honestly out of control.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 14:24:56 ago (+0/-0)

brb, goin to the Piggly Wiggly

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 02:20:52 ago (+0/-0)

It's true. I've been drinking Pepsi and Coke everyday for decades, and my balls are very impressive.

But I don't have any teeth.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 01:02:12 ago (+0/-0)

yeah, balls bigger and brain smaller

[ - ] ReincarnatedGoat 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 22, 2023 00:53:56 ago (+0/-0)

Jew juice good

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:36:16 ago (+0/-0)

Bigger doesn't mean better, it could also mean "less capable of making babies with".

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:12:13 ago (+0/-0)

that was a bullshit article. anyone with a thinking brain would know that or at least suspect that.

not the onion at least lmfao

[ - ] Scyber [op] 0 points 2.3 yearsFeb 21, 2023 23:34:03 ago (+0/-0)

My sarcastic and irony meters are off the charts!