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I just realized I also survived the Holocaust. in fact everybody here is a holocaust survivor. Whew! Now for our reparations.

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:14:52 ago (+29/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I just realized I also survived the Holocaust. in fact everybody here is a holocaust survivor. Whew! Now for our reparations.


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[ - ] Belfuro 4 points 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:20:19 ago (+4/-0)*

All of my grandparents died of the holocaust before any of my parents were even born.

I'm so lucky to even be here.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 02:17:15 ago (+2/-0)

The fact that I'm alive today means that my grandparents survived the holocaust. They were living in the USA at the time and weren't jewish, but they survived. Where's my money?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 03:26:15 ago (+1/-0)

Hey...this is the day and age where one can legally identify as whatever the fuck one wants to identify with so may as well jump on the train (to aushwitz)

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 01:05:50 ago (+1/-0)

I identify as a Jewish haulacausf survivor!

Enough said it's my truth don't deny it bigot

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 23:14:02 ago (+1/-0)

If we’re counting real Holocausts that actually happened, Zelensky’s grandfather personally helped genocide over half my fathers side of my family in the 30s…

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 03:50:23 ago (+0/-0)

Who is zelinsky's grandfather? Is he the descendant of Ukrainian communist Jew that led the holomodor or something because that's something I haven't heard yet. Not surprising it's been covered up.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 22:01:27 ago (+0/-0)

Zelensky’s grandfather was a Jew Red Army soldier stationed in Ukraine during the Holadomor

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 22:46:12 ago (+1/-0)

Can confirm, I am the Holocaust o/

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:51:06 ago (+1/-0)*

All back people claim to be descended from victims of slavery because they know they can get benefits from guilty Whites for doing so and no one will call them out on their shit, black people whose ancestors were never slaves, black people whose region of origin never had slavery (such as Ethiopia), black people whose ancestors were in fact slave owners, the masters of black and/or white slaves. The logic is that a lot of black people were the slaves of White people, and that it negatively affected all blacks in the world to this day.

So, following this logic, if a lot of White people were slaves to non-Whites then all Whites were harmed and thus entitled to compensation from all members of the races that had been the slavers and slaveholders.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 21, 2023 21:33:55 ago (+1/-0)

You didn't need to be in the camps to survive the holocaust, you just needed to live in the time where the holocaust is said to have occurred. Then to be a second generation or third generation or fourth generation or fifth generation survivor you merely have to be a descendant of someone who lived back then, which means that everyone is a holocaust survivor.

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 15:15:13 ago (+0/-0)

My ancestors fought in the civil war as well as the World War. A ton of bitches owe me reparations.

[ - ] ConcentrationCampCouncilor 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 22, 2023 08:37:26 ago (+0/-0)

Get the shirt