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"have some originality"

submitted by boekanier to whatever 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 01:22:03 ago (+47/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 3 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 06:23:56 ago (+3/-0)

Matthew, Mark, Luke, Michael, Rebecca, Paul, Mary etc etc. Most Christians are named after Hebrew biblical characters. When I was in school, we'd usually have 2-3 Matthews, and 2-3 Michaels in the same class.

Mohammad and it's different spellings is the extreme, but Christians need some damn originality in their names too.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 09:08:24 ago (+1/-0)

Deshawnahquarius da fyf be like yoo! hooowuuuut?!

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 03:35:12 ago (+1/-0)

In Spain "JesĂşs" was one of the most common names until recently.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 21:58:10 ago (+0/-0)

Moloch, Ba'al, Beelzebub, many, many others.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 15:02:46 ago (+0/-0)

Haha! Gotcha jews.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 12:31:14 ago (+0/-0)

I have met countless men named Chris, Christopher, and Christian, and women named Cristina, Christina, Kristin, Kirsten, etc.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 10:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

Normies don't realize jews actually do worship Satan

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 09:07:06 ago (+0/-0)

🤣

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 07:51:55 ago (+0/-0)

Y'all need to pour yourselves another cup of coffee.
It's a meme, and it's funny. It doesn't need to be perfectly factual.
There's a lot of OCD on display this morning.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 07:30:01 ago (+0/-0)

Actually tons of Christians name their kids Christian names.

And why do you think so many Christian Hispanics name their kids Jesus?

And Jews all name their kids biblical names like Aaron Rebecca Cedric etc

[ - ] lastlist 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 03:50:54 ago (+0/-0)

JesĂşs doesn't count as Christian? Guess Catholics don't count.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 02:52:47 ago (+0/-0)

Akshually, we have a lot of people called Kristjan, Krista, Kristi, Kristiina, Kristo, Kristel and so on.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 1 point 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 03:32:24 ago (+1/-0)

Most variations of Christian mean "follower of Christ" so it's not the same as naming your kid Jesus Christ.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 09:10:15 ago (+0/-0)

Heyzus Christos!

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 20:25:17 ago (+0/-0)

Jeebus rice ...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 28, 2023 13:31:35 ago (+0/-0)

Cheeto jeebus!

[ - ] Thehumanwrist -1 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 05:27:05 ago (+1/-2)

The name “Muhammad” didn’t exist in pre-Islamic Arabia at all; it means “praiseworthy”. Allah swt says in the Qur’an that he will spread Muhammad’s name far and many will know of him. It is a miracle of Allah that every second, thousands of people are saying the name of the prophet of God.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2.2 yearsFeb 26, 2023 20:24:09 ago (+0/-0)

Moo ham mud, piss be upon him , was a verifiable pedophile and schizophrenic to boot.