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[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 10:15:33 ago (+6/-0)

They keep coming up with excuses why we should forego pets when the fact is they just want to eliminate something else that makes existence just a little less dreary and miserable.
Because inflicting misery on humanity is their only true goal (even power is just a means to that end.)

[ - ] MightyMorphinFaggot 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 13:07:41 ago (+1/-1)

Considering a fuckload of women get the urge to care for children and then get a cat or something instead of being a mother, banning cats would be a positive.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 13:20:56 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking of dogs when I posted that, but point taken.

[ - ] Irelandlost 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 14:14:41 ago (+3/-0)

Funnily this actually happened due mainly to superstition during the plague in Europe. People thought cats were bad luck and so many blamed them for the seemingly unstoppable spread of the Black Death. This ultimately resulted in the pope of the time issuing a papal bull instructing people to kill cats, and a great many did just that. So to control a disease that was being spread by rats people slaughtered the rats’ primary predator in the region. Glad we’ve moved on from such stupid and superstitious times as a species I must admit. Now, where did I leave that face mask...

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 19:42:09 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve heard this before, I believe it. Plague fleas can ride around on a rat, and a cat, and anything else till they get to a human and infect them. It was noticed that households with a cat were being decimated by plague. I think their house cats were doing their jobs, killing rats, picking up plague fleas, then being let into homes to infect the household. Rats and cats got thrown under the bus.

[ - ] Cunty 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 10:06:49 ago (+3/-0)

Fuck that, we should do the politicians and scare mongering NHS staff instead.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 11:01:06 ago (+2/-0)

Wouldn't be the first time.

Didn't they try the shit during WW II with the excuse of muh rationing and muh evil nazis are attacking so animals will suffer, but they cant suffer if we kill them big brain moves?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 14:16:49 ago (+0/-0)

Yup, and the idiot normies lined up outside of clinics to hand over their pets. Meanwhile, there were other, civilian-lead, organizations that were doing the exact opposite; Saving people's beloved animals during/after bombing runs.

Guess which one got massive funding, media exposure, and pushed in official propaganda and which one was overrun with their workload?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 3, 2023 06:28:38 ago (+0/-0)

Wonder if those organisation were called conspiracy theorists or Nazi collobarators at the time.

Today they sure would be and every soldier and plane would be ordered back to hunt down you and your animals.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 19:05:18 ago (+1/-0)

They wouldn't do that muslims like cats

Muhammad awoke one day to the sounds of the adhan. Preparing to attend prayer, he began to dress himself; however, he soon discovered his cat Muezza sleeping on the sleeve of his prayer robe. Rather than wake her, he used a pair of scissors to cut the sleeve off, leaving the cat undisturbed.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 20:22:55 ago (+0/-0)

Damn. That is a cute story - something that you're not supposed to associate with Muhammad.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 17:35:39 ago (+1/-0)

My cat is the only living thing I care about.

[ - ] YamaMaya 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 12:46:04 ago (+1/-0)

But they will happily put more shit bulls in your neighbourhood

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 09:23:41 ago (+2/-1)

exterminating all humans would have been more logical.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 11:55:23 ago (+3/-0)

*non-whites

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper -3 points 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 13:17:06 ago (+0/-3)

TRUE STORY...years ago I and a couple buddies would go to the country landfill, usually Saturday evenings, armed with a 12guage shotgun (SSG/00BUCK) and
.22 mag, and shoot every fucking toxoplasmosis monster feline we could get our sights on....I miss those days.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 2, 2023 20:23:46 ago (+1/-0)

Hope your bear bites you.