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Mr Beast blesses India with a gift

submitted by I_am_baal to funny 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 21:50:44 ago (+26/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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They would start worshipping the toilets and continue shitting in the streets.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 22:05:54 ago (+6/-0)

They use them to cook street food made with gutter oil and some dead fish they found.

[ - ] lastlist 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 02:05:58 ago (+2/-0)

That sounds like china. Haven't seen a docu on indian gutter oil.

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 23:35:59 ago (+3/-0)

In India they don't use toilet paper because the few sewage pipes they bothered to make were too small.

Pro tip, never shake an Indian by the left hand

[ - ] lastlist 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 02:08:34 ago (+3/-0)

Don't touch them at all. They think water automatically purifies everything, like how they bathe in the Ganges littered with sewage and corpses. No need for soap.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 12:22:43 ago (+0/-0)

They turned a species of catfish carnivorous.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 05:13:45 ago (+2/-0)

DO NOT REDEEM!!! DO NOT REDEEM!!!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 22:09:17 ago (+2/-0)

They are animals and should've never been allowed to have automobiles or nukes.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 22:12:18 ago (+4/-0)

I don't mind them having nukes given that they'd really only use them against Pakistan or China

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 22:25:17 ago (+3/-0)

I always hoped India and Pakistan would square off and start lobbing nukes. That shit would be good tv right there. I remember back in the od days of reddit they would get into on there and it was some of the funniest shit I ever read and I tried to instigate it. They hate each other.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 00:00:55 ago (+0/-0)

That won't happen because nukes don't exist. If nukes actually existed India would've nuked themselves already.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 07:09:56 ago (+3/-0)

Imagine the smell of nuked india shit.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 00:09:52 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen the test and think they are real.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 01:52:32 ago (+1/-0)

How could he do this to us when there are so many street shitters in San Francisco? America first buddy

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 12:22:06 ago (+0/-0)

They'd just use them right where they are.

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 07:17:45 ago (+0/-0)

they will think its just for ornament lol

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 4, 2023 05:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

That's still only about 1 toilet for every 20 million people.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 3, 2023 23:57:22 ago (+0/-0)

Aww HELL naw!