tell your wife - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

tell your wife
submitted by boekanier to funny 2.3 yearsMar 8, 2023 01:19:45 ago (+34/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 8, 2023 07:19:23 ago (+0/-0)

"Don't make me call you DAN!"

"Stay in character!"

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 8, 2023 09:07:13 ago (+0/-0)

And when I tell my children anything I finish with, "This is the way."

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 8, 2023 13:53:02 ago (+0/-0)

Why limit to just your wife. All women. Even most men.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 8, 2023 07:51:19 ago (+1/-0)

I don't even have to speak, my wife cooks and cleans without me saying a word.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2.3 yearsMar 8, 2023 09:16:57 ago (+3/-0)

We're talking about real life here not your SIMs character.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 8, 2023 11:55:14 ago (+1/-0)

You're just jealous I have an awesome wife and you don't. Choose well, and life can be very good 👌

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 2.3 yearsMar 8, 2023 15:28:08 ago (+1/-0)

MGTOW is the way forward for men.

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson -1 points 2.3 yearsMar 9, 2023 19:50:23 ago (+0/-1)

MGTOW is just the kikes version of feminism for men. You fucking faggot.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 10, 2023 10:40:07 ago (+0/-0)

It's the logical response to seeing an entire system rigged against men. You avoid it entirely.

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson -1 points 2.3 yearsMar 11, 2023 19:51:48 ago (+0/-1)

"Yes. Don't have kids or a family. Good goy!"

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 11, 2023 20:31:05 ago (+0/-0)

Who brainwashes the life script in to people?

[ - ] ghetto_shitlord 0 points 2.3 yearsMar 8, 2023 19:27:48 ago (+0/-0)

Enjoy your bangmaid I guess.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.3 yearsMar 8, 2023 02:05:04 ago (+2/-0)

It works!!