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Dude saves a duck from the clutches of death

submitted by Centaurus to Cooking 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 18:27:13 ago (+52/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/weib60.mp4



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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 7 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 18:42:53 ago (+7/-0)

Heartwarming stuff.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 7 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 18:43:54 ago (+7/-0)

375° for 1.5hrs will warm any heart.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 19:05:12 ago (+2/-0)

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

[ - ] Irelandlost 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 16, 2023 06:25:33 ago (+3/-0)

Unless he’s a vegan, in which case the way to his heart is through his vagina.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 21:49:11 ago (+1/-0)

or through his ribcage with a sharp knife.

[ - ] Inward 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 22:26:04 ago (+1/-0)

You don't remove the organs?

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 23:31:58 ago (+1/-0)

Cooked separately

[ - ] Ex_hack 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 18:33:34 ago (+5/-0)

Duck is delicious if prepared right

[ - ] taoV 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 19:22:08 ago (+4/-0)

Ducks are evil. Nature made them delicious so we would kill them.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 21:49:21 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] taoV 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 22:02:04 ago (+4/-0)

Last week I learned that they shed their dicks each year. The horrorpit of ducks facts has no bottom.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 16, 2023 00:34:02 ago (+1/-0)

I knew they had corkscrew dicks because they are rape machines but this adds a new layer to the horror

[ - ] 9000timesempty 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 20:56:12 ago (+5/-0)

Goose.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 18:37:48 ago (+3/-0)

Now that's "PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE"...except that duck or goose meat is dark not White.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 19:44:27 ago (+3/-0)

At first I was like :), then I was like :(, then I was like 'I'm hungry for some duck'

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 19:51:38 ago (+4/-0)

From this :)

To this :(

To this :O 𓅭

[ - ] Greasy 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 21:13:54 ago (+3/-0)

Spoiled by the name of the subverse.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 21:46:45 ago (+3/-0)

A happy ending

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 20:34:51 ago (+2/-0)

At the beginning I was thinking "If I were him I would eat that duck" and then it really happened.

(Yes I know the latter part is from a separate clip).

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 21:51:31 ago (+2/-0)

at first I was heart warmed.

having raised more than a gaggle of geese and ducks myself, ducks are my favorite. they have such funny feathery things they do. geese are assholes, but they will guard a flock well. ducks are a joy.

they both shit all over the place. and when they don't guard or lay anymore... so tasty.

[ - ] Inward 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 22:26:52 ago (+2/-0)

The real problem here is that is a goose.

[ - ] zr855 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 21:30:28 ago (+1/-0)

Missing tattoo on left hand among everything else.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 21:43:56 ago (+2/-1)

Noooo bad.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 16, 2023 05:03:08 ago (+0/-0)

Judging by the down vote, I think you have a stalker.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 21:53:13 ago (+1/-0)

The sub you posted it in kind of gave it away from me.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 15, 2023 23:48:36 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking asians.

[ - ] 3starAgent 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 16, 2023 02:26:24 ago (+1/-0)

white people 666 take that innocent life you are stronger you don't want to be weak

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 16, 2023 03:20:02 ago (+1/-0)

asshole

[ - ] heroinwinsagain 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 16, 2023 12:09:21 ago (+1/-0)

Nice tattoo removal from a fake gay space video