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I can fix her
submitted by big_fat_dangus to clusterBbitches 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:34:47 ago (+19/-3) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/p7el3i.mp4

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[ - ] con77 22 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:57:26 ago (+23/-1)

Her nigger boyfriend is hiding just off screen

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 26, 2023 06:48:03 ago (+0/-0)

He better be, I didn't load my buckshot for nothing.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 15 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 15:59:47 ago (+15/-0)

They say "don't stick your dick in crazy" but that leaves precious little to play with these days.

[ - ] con77 6 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 18:53:53 ago (+6/-0)

PRO TIP: theyre all fukn crazy

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 16:12:46 ago (+5/-0)

Kek good point. What that really says is "only stick your dick in the ones who hide their crazy convincingly" which is arguably MORE dangerous.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 22:26:03 ago (+2/-1)

Thats wrong,,, fuck the crazy ones, just dont marry them or even make then your girlfriend, booty call is best

[ - ] con77 12 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 13:59:21 ago (+12/-0)

That's how I got a couple in my dungeon. They thought they were doing a home invasion. Instead they were taken captive

[ + ] UncleDoug

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 21:27:23 ago (+1/-0)

They got conned.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 26, 2023 14:04:35 ago (+1/-0)

pow!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 15:55:04 ago (+5/-0)

Biden says to blast through the door with a shotgun.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 18:55:45 ago (+1/-0)

for once I agree with that senile buffoon

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 26, 2023 06:52:38 ago (+0/-0)

Didnt he say to shoot in the air twice with your double barrel and the nigger hordes would flee?

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 18:20:10 ago (+3/-0)

Drugs are bad

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 17:06:33 ago (+2/-1)

Youre just mad because nobody ever said that about you.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 18:04:45 ago (+2/-0)

You're

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 18:38:13 ago (+1/-1)

Im what?

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 26, 2023 06:53:16 ago (+0/-0)

A twat.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 22:27:15 ago (+1/-0)

That gave me a weird boner

[ - ] rhy 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 16:24:57 ago (+0/-0)

False.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 20:02:36 ago (+0/-0)

Fake and gay.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 20:04:34 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 23:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that bullshit.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 26, 2023 04:47:02 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like a drugged out Charles Manson follower

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental -1 points 2.1 yearsMar 25, 2023 20:11:35 ago (+0/-1)*

That high chick knocking on the wrong door would be some pervert's wet dream come true.

I hope she got home safe and cleaned up.

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 26, 2023 06:55:14 ago (+0/-0)

Nah nothing can happen to her in her mind, because she never had to experience consequences, but at the same time women are somehow more in danger of violence, despite statistics suggesting different.