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Tee hee, thanks for the promotion!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Retarded 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 09:11:19 ago (+44/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/chi9ym.jpg



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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 12 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 10:28:42 ago (+12/-0)

That must have been one hell of a good blow job.

[ - ] didyouknow 3 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 15:27:59 ago (+3/-0)

Well as it turns out, she's;;


https://files.catbox.moe/8y17h8.png

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[ - ] deleted 8 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 10:54:19 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 11:56:10 ago (+2/-0)

I'm guessing she doesn't know C++

Aren't you supposed to learn that with Java? That's what they taught us immediately following Java anyway. After that it was some 6+ languages/semester, depending on class.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 20:57:59 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 17:06:40 ago (+0/-0)

unless the stupid high school test is in java, I don't see why anyone would teach it now. It's still used, but so are a lot of things. Including C++ which I don't think has been taught in schools in years.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 15:12:55 ago (+1/-0)

C++ can suck hairy dick.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 21:01:14 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 30, 2023 00:19:29 ago (+2/-0)

C# full stack.

And OK php. Cough

[ - ] NukeAmerica 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 13:23:51 ago (+6/-0)

And she posts it on twatter without shame.

[ - ] JustALover 6 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 11:27:55 ago (+6/-0)

I belive that account is a satire account. Look at the other tweets and they're far too stupid to be for real.

https://nitter.sethforprivacy.com/soychotic

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 11:38:33 ago (+1/-0)

It's a Florida woman account...I can see this as peak "learn to code".

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 14:26:53 ago (+1/-0)

Agree. Nobody with enough coding experience to land that job doesnt know the difference.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 17:08:44 ago (+1/-0)

I'm just going with generally the "tweet" with all the metadata and context cut off is fake.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 16:37:13 ago (+0/-0)

Your comment is far too naïve to the retardedness of wahmen to be real.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 18:32:23 ago (+0/-0)

"I have no idea what docker do" is my new catch phrase.

And yes, pretty obviously a satire account.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 20:59:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 14:25:04 ago (+2/-0)

This is fake.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 15:15:29 ago (+0/-0)

You're right she isn't a nigger. However if she was a nigger she would be director of programming or some shit like that.

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 16:44:56 ago (+0/-0)

she is a kike though

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 16:35:40 ago (+0/-0)

Prove it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 16:43:41 ago (+1/-0)

Because everyone working in software development knows the difference. Dont you have some coffee to make for Karen?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 17:32:59 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone except the dumb biatch in the OP. Which is the entire point of the post, as a matter of fact. Try to keep up, granny.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 18:13:29 ago (+2/-0)

You are the dumb biatch in the OP.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 19:02:07 ago (+0/-0)

There, there, granny. Don't rile your blood pressure, you know how you get sometimes.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 17:14:58 ago (+1/-0)

I thought Java was coffee. Tee hee. I feel so silly!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 12:30:11 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking stupid fuck...anyone with a brain knows that Java is an island in Indonesia...Java also refers to coffee...what the fuck has the internet got to do with an Indonesian island or a cup of mocha.

[ - ] HeyJames -1 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 13:33:01 ago (+0/-1)

Break the necks of every programmer

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.2 yearsMar 29, 2023 11:30:27 ago (+0/-0)

Wow.

This will be better than those "day in the life" firings.