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There are dolphin fuckers on reddit. Yep. I've seen it all now

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to MeanwhileOnReddit 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 21:53:57 ago (+12/-1)     (www.reddit.com)

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/127ohp7/comment/jegddct/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3



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[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 06:53:26 ago (+0/-0)

When people ask me why I don't support aquariums and zoos, I show them the dolphin fucker saga.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 07:57:51 ago (+0/-0)

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Sounds like something a pedo would say as well.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:51:58 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:58:30 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 23:03:41 ago (+1/-0)

"Meiwes has since become a vegetarian"

LMFAO

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 02:27:46 ago (+0/-0)

I wonder if he is a Rammstein fan now...

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:01:45 ago (+5/-0)

How often are they fucking dolphins? Every day?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:07:21 ago (+3/-0)

Does it really matter?!

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 8 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:15:03 ago (+8/-0)

He's referencing a @Ifuckdolphinseverday

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 23:48:39 ago (+3/-0)

This guys gets it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 00:44:23 ago (+2/-0)

Oh damn. Forgot about that one. It's safe to say I feel fairly disturbed at this point.

[ - ] GoatWarVet 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 01:09:01 ago (+0/-0)

Right? I would have never guessed he was a marine biologist either.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 02:26:40 ago (+1/-0)

There's a whole fucking documentary on a marine biologist talking about exactly this shit....

[ - ] GoatWarVet 0 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 02:32:33 ago (+0/-0)

..and here I was thinking it was a shitpost. What the fuck is wrong with people?

[ - ] Goatbear 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 05:00:18 ago (+1/-0)

Apparently its a copy pasta

i tried to verify but googling anything on dolphin fuckers is incredibly risky so i got the fuck out.
I mean, it wouldnt surprise me, you got guys who think they are women, you cant get much more deranged than that.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 00:46:51 ago (+2/-0)

Came here to see/say this.

[ - ] GoatWarVet 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 01:00:48 ago (+1/-0)*

Ha! Thats a good one. At least with dolphins you could come up for air every 10 minutes. Whales on the other hand...that takes some serious dedication.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:55:59 ago (+0/-0)

IDK man but they need ta get somebody down there to stop it!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 23:00:03 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 23:02:32 ago (+0/-0)

I see why now. Male dolphins have a 12-14 inch cock and can ejaculate 14 feet with tremendous thrust. If ever I'm in the ocean and see a dolphin I'm getting the fuck out of there

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 23:50:54 ago (+0/-0)

But, what if you see a female dolphin?

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 1, 2023 18:48:22 ago (+0/-0)

Are you telling people my secrets again?

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 5 points 2.1 yearsMar 31, 2023 22:13:49 ago (+5/-0)

Old news. That top comment is copy and pasted from an old website.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 2.1 yearsApr 1, 2023 02:32:15 ago (+1/-0)

Yep. I remember reading this over ten years ago.

I didn’t read this entire copy, but I do remember a bit about a government program with dolphins during which a female gov’t worker got regularly intimate with one of the beasts. Someone found out and instead of busting her they started studying the “interactions”.