From my porch I'm watching what looks to be an ancient Pagan ritual. - Upgoat

From my porch I'm watching what looks to be an ancient Pagan ritual.
submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:28:14 ago (+16/-1) (whatever)

There are a bunch of ladies hiding eggs on our common area.I don't know where all the kids are at but they will be here soon. I should probably inspect some of the chocolate and make sure it's safe.

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[ - ] Sector7 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:13:07 ago (+2/-0)

Is this egg-hiding season?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:53:00 ago (+2/-0)

Replace the candies with IOUs for larger meals at restaurants and ice cream shops. The parents can’t back out of those!

[ + ] Ozark

[ - ] Ozark [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:02:09 ago (+1/-0)

We are doing something sorta like that.

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:35:14 ago (+0/-0)

Don’t replace them with shit…

[ + ] Ozark

[ - ] Ozark [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:39:56 ago (+2/-0)

We had eggs with vouchers for the hair salon and the fly shop. The kids are going to be OK.

[ + ] Monica

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:21:52 ago (+1/-0)

What kid wants to own a fly. YOU ARE EVIL!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:23:00 ago (+0/-0)

One of those weirdo type kids who wouldn't hurt a fly!

[ + ] DonaldJTrump

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 19:44:52 ago (+0/-0)

Or the other weirdo type kids resembling Renfield from Dracula

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 2, 2023 01:40:12 ago (+0/-0)

Flies and spiders! SPIDERS AND FLIES!!!

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:22:12 ago (+0/-0)

Or for an even more exciting time, replace the IOUs with IEDs!

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:41:48 ago (+0/-0)

They don't make exploding eggs yet. But those camouflage water balloons that blend in perfectly with the grass to create a water landmine field while attacking them with confetti eggs sounds more like what you're looking for.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 18:17:02 ago (+1/-0)*

Hide copies of Mein Kampf

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:40:01 ago (+6/-5)

We had an adult Easter egg hunt once. The eggs contained buds of weed, coupons for jello shots, hits of acid, or cash. That was a cool party. Still have a scar on my foot from stepping on a glass.

[ + ] Doglegwarrior

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 5 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:21:27 ago (+6/-1)

Three up votes!! For a guy promoting the shit that the jews used to destroy white culture. The drug revolution of the 60s brought to you by commies!

[ + ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 21:05:29 ago (+1/-0)

i downvoted him. i did my part. i can retire from this war now and blame the zoomers.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 17:30:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 18:04:14 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn't do acid, it's CIA stuff. Everyone has a vice, but you're right to encourage people not to let their vices control them.