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From my porch I'm watching what looks to be an ancient Pagan ritual.

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:28:14 ago (+16/-1)     (whatever)

There are a bunch of ladies hiding eggs on our common area.I don't know where all the kids are at but they will be here soon. I should probably inspect some of the chocolate and make sure it's safe.


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:53:00 ago (+2/-0)

Replace the candies with IOUs for larger meals at restaurants and ice cream shops. The parents can’t back out of those!

[ - ] Ozark [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:02:09 ago (+1/-0)

We are doing something sorta like that.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:35:14 ago (+0/-0)

Don’t replace them with shit…

[ - ] Ozark [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:39:56 ago (+2/-0)

We had eggs with vouchers for the hair salon and the fly shop. The kids are going to be OK.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:21:52 ago (+1/-0)

What kid wants to own a fly. YOU ARE EVIL!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:23:00 ago (+0/-0)

One of those weirdo type kids who wouldn't hurt a fly!

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 19:44:52 ago (+0/-0)

Or the other weirdo type kids resembling Renfield from Dracula

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 2, 2023 01:40:12 ago (+0/-0)

Flies and spiders! SPIDERS AND FLIES!!!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:22:12 ago (+0/-0)

Or for an even more exciting time, replace the IOUs with IEDs!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:41:48 ago (+0/-0)

They don't make exploding eggs yet. But those camouflage water balloons that blend in perfectly with the grass to create a water landmine field while attacking them with confetti eggs sounds more like what you're looking for.

[ - ] Sector7 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:13:07 ago (+2/-0)

Is this egg-hiding season?

[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:34:41 ago (+1/-0)

"There doesn't seem to be anything here yet"

[ - ] Ozark [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:35:26 ago (+1/-0)

There is now.

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:55:25 ago (+0/-0)

Wewt!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:42:44 ago (+1/-0)

Double check for any butterfingers. They are especially sus.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 14:47:21 ago (+1/-0)

That's my favorite to.

[ - ] Monica 3 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:22:58 ago (+3/-0)

Butterfinger shakes at the DQ was good back in the day or so I've heard.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:24:45 ago (+2/-0)

Keep your fat ass off my chair, Monica

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:33:12 ago (+1/-0)

Still funny.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:42:27 ago (+0/-0)

I have moments.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 17:31:58 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Ozark [op] 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 18:15:00 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking, moe Nikka, same difference really.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 15:40:01 ago (+6/-5)

We had an adult Easter egg hunt once. The eggs contained buds of weed, coupons for jello shots, hits of acid, or cash. That was a cool party. Still have a scar on my foot from stepping on a glass.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 5 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 16:21:27 ago (+6/-1)

Three up votes!! For a guy promoting the shit that the jews used to destroy white culture. The drug revolution of the 60s brought to you by commies!

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 21:05:29 ago (+1/-0)

i downvoted him. i did my part. i can retire from this war now and blame the zoomers.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 17:30:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 18:04:14 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn't do acid, it's CIA stuff. Everyone has a vice, but you're right to encourage people not to let their vices control them.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 20:12:47 ago (+0/-0)

Based

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 20:39:45 ago (+0/-0)

ok caffeine addict

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 1, 2023 18:17:02 ago (+1/-0)*

Hide copies of Mein Kampf