🌎 Tlolocaust Episode 39 - Pain in the Smooth Brain 🌎 - Upgoat

🌎 Tlolocaust Episode 39 - Pain in the Smooth Brain 🌎
submitted by v0atmage to tlolocaust 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 01:41:11 ago (+16/-1) (rumble.com)
https://rumble.com/v2i4dii-tlolocaust-episode-39-pain-in-the-smooth-brain.html

With guests @lepersbell, @graydragon, @motivatedcheese, @insurgent, @nukeamerica,
@rhy, @dingbat, @facelessone, and Zeal Consumes Me.

First and foremost- we rigorously hashed it out and determined...

The earth is NOT flat. The science has finally been settled! Thanks for playing, better luck next time. Debate over.

Timestamps:

00:00:51 - Keep up the good work!
00:03:18 - NYC Update- Mouth Fulla Panties Edition
00:12:44 - Jack Traniels & The King of Queers
00:25:47 - Yew got a loiscence f’that golliwog, do ya?
00:36:22 - Walking corpse copes
00:40:18 - Cotton pickin' on the dark side
00:43:19 - FLAT TARDS II: THE REEEEEEEEEEE TARDATION
00:56:08 - Taste test
01:18:20 - Shrek entity summoned
01:20:47 - Dalai Ligma
01:21:39 - An ideal world would have none of it
01:24:36 - Lawnmower boomers
01:28:58 - Allowable bugs
01:35:32 - Off and on again
01:44:47 - LARP forensics
01:51:08 - Puppeted

Shownotes: https://hackmd.io/@dangulor/rJlb9r-zn

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[ - ] VicariousJambi 1 point 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 08:52:35 ago (+1/-0)

Here's the Flat Earth Resources from the text chat - https://pastebin.com/gLV1fF5W

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[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 21:07:10 ago (+0/-0)

Cheers mate

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 2 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 02:40:58 ago (+5/-3)*

Insurgent did a good job. Wish I was awake for this.

A photograph is never considered proof. If it was we would all believe in the holohoax.

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/8090056-einstein-s-relativity-work-is-a-magnificent-mathematical-garb-which-fascinates

“Einstein's relativity work is a magnificent mathematical garb which fascinates, dazzles and makes people blind to the underlying errors. The theory is like a beggar clothed in purple whom ignorant people take for a king... its exponents are brilliant men but they are metaphysicists rather than scientists.” ~ Nikola Tesla

Go Pro

https://files.catbox.moe/e5ydoh.png

Non Go Pro

https://files.catbox.moe/qj9cqm.png
https://files.catbox.moe/3lbcuk.jpg
Common Sense

https://files.catbox.moe/sp9v86.png

Horizon at eye level taken from a jet

https://files.catbox.moe/xhgcks.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/uf6fr8.jpg

"Fake flat earthers"
https://ifers.forumotion.com/f10-flat-earth-shills-trolls-and-controlled-opposition

Google analytics shows that since November 2014, the search term "Flat Earth" has enjoyed an incredible and never before seen 600% rise in activity! The reason behind the sudden and sharp increase for this key-word is undeniably the publishing of my "Flat Earth Conspiracy" book and documentary pair which were both released in November 2014. The Flat Earth Conspiracy was the first pro-flat Earth book written in almost 50 years and is rapidly becoming an under-ground best-seller while my documentary, interviews and other flat Earth videos have received a combined 1,000,000+ views and growing. As you can imagine, when exposing a 500 year running conspiracy involving NASA, the U.N. and world Freemasonry, there will be death threats (which I'm receiving regularly) and controlled opposition agents will be sent in to infiltrate and co-opt the growing movement. I'm writing this article to expose the evidence I've compiled that several such government shills are currently hard at work doing just that.

8 inches per mile SQUARED

https://files.catbox.moe/68t9rs.png

Lake Pontchartrain Causeway

https://youtu.be/3YsDtKsvAoI

Lunar Eclipses

Another assumption and supposed proof of Earth’s shape, heliocentrists claim that lunar eclipses are caused by the shadow of the ball-Earth occulting the Moon. The idea is that the Sun, Earth, and Moon spheres perfectly align like three billiard balls in a row so that the Sun’s light casts the Earth’s shadow onto the Moon. Unfortunately for heliocentrists, this explanation is rendered completely invalid due to the fact that lunar eclipses have happened and continue to happen regularly when both the Sun and Moon are still visible together above the horizon! For the Sun’s light to be casting Earth’s shadow onto the Moon, the three bodies must be aligned in a straight 180 degree syzygy.

“The Newtonian hypothesis involves the necessity of the Sun, in the case of a lunar eclipse, being on the opposite side of a globular earth, to cast its shadow on the Moon: but, since eclipses of the Moon have taken place with both the Sun and the Moon above the horizon, it follows that it cannot be the shadow of the Earth that eclipses the Moon, and that the theory is a blunder.” -William Carpenter, “100 Proofs the Earth is Not a Globe”

"“According to the globular theory, a lunar eclipse occurs when the sun, earth, and moon are in a direct line; but it is on record that since about the fifteenth century over fifty eclipses have occurred while both sun and moon have been visible above the horizon.” -F.H. Cook, “The Terrestrial Plane”"

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/111209-total-lunar-eclipse-full-moon-red-earth-sun-space-pictures

Angular Resolution, the use of the diffraction limit and a look at our horizon.

https://youtu.be/aVAWQGlXRWg

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 05:24:42 ago (+3/-1)

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[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 05:26:14 ago (+2/-2)

Imagine using a soyjack wall of text rather than your own eyes. SAD!

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 05:31:33 ago (+3/-1)

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[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 2 yearsApr 14, 2023 05:33:13 ago (+1/-2)

Back to reddit you go