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The ineptitude of the state.

submitted by Ozark to TellUpgoat 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 06:21:12 ago (+7/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

My wallet was stolen a few months back. The state finally got around to mailing me my new I.D. (that I'm mandated by law to pay for and have in my possession at all times while in public) with my picture but it has my wife's name on it.


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[ - ] con77 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 12:10:15 ago (+0/-0)

Are they questioning your gender?

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 06:36:34 ago (+2/-1)

Trans bitch now!

[ - ] Ozark [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 06:49:25 ago (+2/-0)

It's Mam, and you're still the bitch.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 11:08:50 ago (+0/-1)

Go sit on your balls

[ - ] gimpyoldman 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 09:11:02 ago (+2/-0)

Did it include the notice to report to the clinic for your gender reassignment procedure?

[ - ] Ozark [op] 4 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 09:58:36 ago (+4/-0)

It's mostly just a reminder that I live in a failed state.

[ - ] Name 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 21:23:58 ago (+0/-0)

My state went digital photo in 1997. Hard to believe that messed up your ID.

[ - ] rhy 4 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 08:40:36 ago (+4/-0)

You don't ever have to have an ID. Stop complying. Faggot.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 08:53:46 ago (+1/-0)

Go mow your grass,boomer.

[ - ] prototype 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 21, 2023 01:02:05 ago (+0/-0)

You don't ever have to have an ID.

I decided I don't need an ID about the same time the government decided to lock up a thousand people without trial for two years, or that time congress decided to flood the border with murderers, drug dealers (killing 100k americans a year), rapists, and traffickers.

Why comply when your government makes no pretense of doing the same?

Anyone that insists otherwise, that tries to enforce it, are domestic enemies, down to the last man.

[ - ] Name 6 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 07:33:33 ago (+6/-0)

When life gives you lemons; Congratulations on your new career in women’s professional sports.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 2 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 07:41:38 ago (+2/-0)*

I can come unseen straight from the pocket with a mean right uppercut, it's a lady killer.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 12:11:24 ago (+1/-0)

I broke a jaw once with an upper cut. It was very satisfying.

[ - ] Name 0 points 2.2 yearsApr 20, 2023 21:32:03 ago (+0/-0)

I carry 31 razor blades concealed mostly in my false dental work. Come at me.