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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 09:58:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 2901999 0 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 20:30:05 ago (+0/-0)

Repeat? That's an excellent way to be justifiably killed, once your identity and home location are discovered. Not that I've been in a bar in the last 30 years.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 22:32:24 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] anon 2423276 3 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 06:48:07 ago (+3/-0)

Look into a bjj class around your area. Don't listen to these retards

[ - ] anon 3274808 2 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 06:22:49 ago (+2/-0)

Start small have someone try to hit you with pool noodles. That teaches you defense, work your way up to aluminum bats, then chainsaws. By the time you get to chainsaws you won't have trouble getting hit because you'll have no arms.

[ - ] anon 4064424 1 point 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 05:50:09 ago (+1/-0)

First and foremost....you need balls.

[ - ] anon 2492554 1 point 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 05:10:04 ago (+1/-0)

Boxing and mixed marshal arts would probably be a good shout. It would be good to get some in person training initially though so you ensure your form is good.

[ - ] anon 6401763 1 point 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 03:55:57 ago (+1/-0)

The school of hard knocks.

Walk into Compton yelling nigger!

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 6 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 02:53:54 ago (+6/-0)

First, you are gonna need a father.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 01:48:21 ago (+3/-0)

The goal is to inflict greater damage to your foe than he's doing to you.

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 2 points 2 yearsApr 22, 2023 01:37:43 ago (+2/-0)

All you need is Master Class with Sho Kosugi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDVEER7JOA