Boxing and mixed marshal arts would probably be a good shout. It would be good to get some in person training initially though so you ensure your form is good.
Start small have someone try to hit you with pool noodles. That teaches you defense, work your way up to aluminum bats, then chainsaws. By the time you get to chainsaws you won't have trouble getting hit because you'll have no arms.
Repeat? That's an excellent way to be justifiably killed, once your identity and home location are discovered. Not that I've been in a bar in the last 30 years.
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