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Don'tatello

submitted by UncleDoug to ThotPatrol 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 07:35:08 ago (+34/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/f51nhx.MP4



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[ - ] Prairie 8 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 08:33:24 ago (+8/-0)

Watching the video the purpose was so she could show her face. It wasn't the turtle.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 10:27:17 ago (+0/-0)

True but that's the norm nowadays. Most people make videos to show themselves instead of focussing solely on the subject at hand.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 12:56:43 ago (+2/-0)

Thotery+Narcissism is corrected by Donatello, the best ninja turtle.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 13:44:02 ago (+0/-0)

No, it's only a case of your damaged mind finding pleasure in such idiocies because you'd rather attack the produce of jewery than help your people heal.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 8 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 08:16:08 ago (+12/-4)

White girl getting injured, I love these posts! There’s so many of them.

We’re winning!

[ - ] GloryBeckons 8 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 08:26:39 ago (+8/-0)

Censoring ugly truths breeds naivety.

This White girl wouldn't have gotten injured if someone had shown her a similar video before letting her have a turtle.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 08:57:10 ago (+5/-3)*

Oh is it censoringugly truths? Or is a dozen full time MGTOWs trawling the internet for any material to make white women look stupid or selfish, EXCLUSIVELY— while assiduously avoiding posting any stupidity from white males, or explaining away white male stupidity as nothing to do with white maleness— censoring an ugly truth?

This is not random. Its posted in thot patrol. The thesis of the post is that this happened because she is female. And her pain is enjoyable because she’s female. We dont have a moid patrol sub!

Its a jew tactic to flood someones media with examples of only one type of person doing something negative to perpetrate a hate campaign against them. Especially if it is counter to reality. Namely, the “ugly truth” is that little boys end up in the ER 10x more often than little girls for taking stupid risks. But I dont gloat gleefully over little boys’ accidents like you because I love white people. I dont celebrate their harm.

Stop excusing the campaign of hatred toward white women which is carried out on this site every day. These posters selectively seek opportunities to humiliate white women. They want to shove all the blame of the collapse of white civilization on women instead of acknowleging it is at least 50% carried by men. That is the ugly truth being censored here. Nasty babyish men who think this little girl deserves hurt for something she never did.

oh look, she got bit by a turtle. REPEAL THE 19th.

Jew style propaganda against your own race.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 11:36:56 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 09:02:44 ago (+2/-0)

When are we fucking?

E: No yapping though.

E2: And no capital letters if yapping.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 09:16:29 ago (+2/-1)

There will be yapping.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 10:24:12 ago (+1/-0)

During or after?

I don't mind mid-coitus but afterwards it's nice to relax & start snoring peacefully.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 09:05:01 ago (+0/-0)

It is titled Don't Donatello, because she is not meant to kiss the turtle.

Nasty babyish men who think this little girl deserves hurt for something she never did.

But in her naivety she thought kissing the turtle was a good idea.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 09:14:00 ago (+2/-1)

Why is that “Thot” patrol then?

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 09:21:56 ago (+0/-0)

See Prairie's comment below.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 09:27:33 ago (+2/-1)

Oh I see, she deserves pain because she’s a glory hound eh? There’s definitely no young boys trying to get clicks on social media. Right? Any girl who uploads a selfie is a thirsty whore trying to get balck cock right? Ive heard it all.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 10:14:46 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Had 5 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 08:49:01 ago (+6/-1)

Women have horrible cost benefit and risk reward analysis skills. They want to love everything without understanding shit wants to kill them. They are the reason niggers and mexicans flood this country.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -3 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 09:12:22 ago (+2/-5)

Oh really? How come boys and men are the ones getting killed in accidents then? Women are far more cautious then men. Men take stupid risks and get harmed and killed all the time.

Just read about two stupid white males of the Canadian variety who got turned into ground chuck volunteering over in Ukraine. How many women were that stupid? Basically zero. Its because males have such a poor grasp of the risk/benefit analysis, ya know. They dont understand they are killing their own people and jews will never appreciate them dying for them. All these white guys who died in afghanistan and Iraq. They want glory witout understanding that shit wants to kill them. Something wrong with their brains, huh?

They are the reason niggers and mexicans flood this country.

The reason mexiacns and niggers are flooding this country is because, if you try to stop them, a white man who works for a jew will come and stop you and haul you off to jail or kill you where you stand. The cops and the military are the only real obstacle to us cleaning up this country and they are all WHITE. MALE.TRAITORS. They do it for shekels and they hate their own race. White men enforce clown world. But you already knew that. Cope more.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 09:17:17 ago (+8/-2)

What about men though! Every time.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 10:22:15 ago (+2/-0)

Stupid and incompetent men, though, are destroying Western civilisation. Stupid women just make fools of themselves on the internet.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 11:08:16 ago (+1/-2)

Naivety level 9000

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 11:38:52 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 09:24:02 ago (+2/-3)*

Yeah. Pointing out your deep bias and hatred toward white women as you desperately attempt to smear and humiliate them at every opportunity. Absolutely . Every time.
I keep telling you. I will always be here to break up your MGTURD cluster fap. Now, clean yourself up, youve got jizz on yourself.

Edit: This must have really chapped your ass to ban me from your sub, huh? Need a safespace to shield you from the big mean wahman? @big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 11:09:17 ago (+1/-1)

The other guys got text walls and I get a measly two paragraphs?

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 11:10:51 ago (+2/-0)

Jealous much?

[ - ] Had 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 13:37:25 ago (+2/-1)

lol. Amazing how all of this happened after we allowed you to vote. Big mistake.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 09:01:43 ago (+2/-0)

Oh you hush, it is funny.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -3 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 09:18:12 ago (+1/-4)

Its a little funny. But not under thotpatrol!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 17:31:19 ago (+1/-0)

You discover a video of a person owning themselves and post to funny or whatever. Doug posts to thotpatrol. It's a matter of a tag. The website isn't big enough to sort by anything but all.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 10:38:16 ago (+2/-2)

All women are whores, therefore all women btfo material is thot patrol. I have spoken!

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 13:16:28 ago (+0/-0)

lmao seethe!

[ - ] ShitAlt 6 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 07:45:15 ago (+6/-0)

She was lucky it wasn't a snapping turtle lol.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 10:22:58 ago (+4/-0)

I hate it when that happens.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 11:11:35 ago (+1/-0)

Haha, its okay to laugh, I forgive you, Helena wont.

[ - ] Weredawg 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 11:50:18 ago (+3/-0)

You sure that wasn't Leonardon't?

[ - ] albatrosv15 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 12:25:27 ago (+2/-0)

Seren is a degenerate faggot.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 10:35:07 ago (+2/-0)

Someone hasn't watched Ernest Goes to Camp.

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 14:26:37 ago (+1/-0)

13 year old girl with a nose ring. Parents are probably a mess

[ - ] Inward -3 points 2.0 yearsMay 5, 2023 08:44:23 ago (+1/-4)

Incels are upset the turtle has better luck with women than they do.