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Has @slapchristcucks seen this?

Unlike the navy seal copypasta, it reads like the author is the real deal.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I was blessed with being fortunate enough to have spent over 40 years of my life living and working on a daily basis in the fine company some of the most dangerous human beings on the planet. Period. People that irl would make that little pansy "Jason Bourne" piss his pants.

They are also, to a man, some of the nicest guys you could ever want to know. Good humored, solid, stable and durable. They have to be.

It is a testament to the selection process and training pipeline that the vast majority of such men are also mentally and emotionally stable enough that there is no combination of words that I can concieve of that would cause one to go "high-order" on some internet troll.

When your job description involves, "closing with the enemy by manuever and destroying him by direct fire and close combat", after surviving one or more instances of that, you find that nothing much upsets you anymore. "If it's not shooting at me, or preparing to shoot at me, it can safely be ignored."

OTOH, if it is? Katy, bar the door.

Are the skills and ability there? Yes. But the loss:gain ratio makes it just not worth it. Because no matter how righteous you were, the jew press would have a field day and you'd lose everything. And for what?

That is not to say that there aren't some people out there that are technically and tactically competent to a higher standard than average, that aren't mentally and/or emotionally stable and are damaged enough to go off on someone who got directly in their face.

The "real deal" doesn't react to bullshit. There's no need. And when he does feel the need to move, he won't tell you ahead of time.

One fine morning your candle just gets blown out. That was it. And you never saw it coming.

So it is the height of ego for some little internet cocksuckers to think that any such person would ever see them as a valid threat and/or respond to some asinine comment they made with threats of lethal force. They just don't rate.