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WHEN I GET SCAM CALLS FROM AN OBVIOUS INDIAN OR PAKI

submitted by con77 to TellTalk 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 14:33:34 ago (+18/-0)     (TellTalk)

I tell them "in Islam we cut off the hands of thieves!". they are not amused

BONUS! if you can tell which they are call them the other. they love that


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[ - ] Krier55 9 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 17:58:10 ago (+9/-0)

I asked one what his parents thought of his life choices and he had a breakdown on the phone with me

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 18:00:41 ago (+2/-0)

Excellent work!

[ - ] Boyakasha 8 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 17:02:42 ago (+8/-0)*

My favorite question for street shitters: “Does your mother know you’re a thief?”

Mothers are sacred there and they flip their shit.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 18:06:57 ago (+1/-0)

Noted

[ - ] 1nward 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 15:54:53 ago (+4/-0)

They also enjoy the term sisterfucker and street shitting pajeet.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 17:59:38 ago (+4/-0)

sisterfucker

"Benchode"

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 19:57:01 ago (+0/-0)

Phonetically spoken? Like buttchode?

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 21:25:22 ago (+1/-0)

Beynchawd

[ - ] lastlist 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 21:52:22 ago (+1/-0)

bəɦəncoːd̪ that's IPA

[ - ] Had 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 22:18:50 ago (+1/-0)

My name is always Ben Chode.

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 15:01:28 ago (+3/-0)

My phone labels them 'Potential spam caller'. Haven't talked to a real human spam caller in years.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 15:05:49 ago (+0/-0)

My phone does not label all of them that.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 19:54:15 ago (+0/-0)

T mobile does

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 21:52:05 ago (+0/-0)

You don't get the ones that come up Jose Gonzalez or whatever (some random name but a lot of Mexicans for some reason)?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2023 21:42:52 ago (+0/-0)

Nope just says "scam likely"

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 12, 2023 14:53:00 ago (+0/-0)

I just got another one and thought of this conversation. "Jason Varmanian" of Sherman Oaks, CA. I didn't answer, but 99% that's spam. Verizon. Some calls are marked spam with a little meter to gauge the likelihood but not all of them.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 12, 2023 21:43:42 ago (+0/-0)

A little meter. Fuck it's retarded sometimes aint it?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 19:34:40 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n 3 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 14:54:44 ago (+3/-0)

Tell them they are a little boy who dishonors his mommy by stealing.

Ask them if their mother sucks White cock while his dad watches.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 19:53:56 ago (+2/-0)

Ask them which caste they are from.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 21:37:31 ago (+2/-0)

Their caste system is kind of based. Based on what? It's actually based around how White they are and how much aryan blood they held onto over the centuries. Lighter Indians actually call the darker ones niggers lol.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 22:23:24 ago (+0/-0)

Mexican s too

[ - ] allAheadFull 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 16:53:20 ago (+2/-0)

If you know they are Indian accuse them them of being in the "Dalit" caste, that's the untouchables and they get super fucking mad about it.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 14:35:34 ago (+2/-0)

How the hell can you tell? They sound the same!

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 18:01:07 ago (+2/-0)

And look, smell, think, act, and react the same.
They are literally the same

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 18:41:26 ago (+2/-0)

You've got to know the difference between aluk aluk and bubldebuble.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 19:56:00 ago (+1/-0)

One wiggles it's head even when on the phone.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 19:54:54 ago (+2/-0)

Very good mai fren!

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 22:22:41 ago (+0/-0)

Ha!

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 15:00:17 ago (+1/-0)

indians have more of a mush mouth accent. call them paki. it enrages them. a paki will argue with you. an indian tries to sell.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 15:33:29 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, I think I know just what you mean. I've sort of noticed that a couple times, but just chocked it up to pajeet personality variances.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 19:01:37 ago (+1/-0)

I keep getting chink calls. I don't know what they are, they babble at me in Chinese.

I just hang up.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 19:58:42 ago (+0/-0)

Just yell out your coordinates and tell them to bomb the VC!!

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 15:07:13 ago (+1/-0)

North Indians are literally Pakis.

[ - ] 1nward 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 15:55:49 ago (+1/-0)

North Indians are the most corrupt niggers on the planet, just ask Vancouver Canada.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 18:08:40 ago (+0/-0)

I thought Vancouver was all chinks and Toronto was all poos?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 14:55:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 18:02:57 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t get it. Is it an insult?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 18:30:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 23:57:08 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting and also strange. It probably speaks to some deep societal psyche they collectively have.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 18:00:20 ago (+0/-0)

if you can tell which they are

How? They are literally the same (no hyperbole)

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2023 17:44:00 ago (+0/-0)

You'd enjoy listening to kitboga.