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Niggers walk into random house and sit on couch as tic TOC challenge

submitted by deleted to whatever 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 17:06:04 ago (+46/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] deleted 22 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 17:13:04 ago (+22/-0)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica 8 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:14:59 ago (+8/-0)

You would never get the smell out of the couch.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:16:32 ago (+3/-0)

Cocoa butter government cheese and dead nigger storage. 🤮

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 2 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:13:46 ago (+2/-0)

You'd never get the bullet holes out

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:22:00 ago (+5/-0)

Peek-a-POW

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:17:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yoozuh deyyyd muthafucka nah!

[ - ] Nein 2 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:54:32 ago (+2/-0)

Please don't underestimate those chimpanzees. They are vicious animals without empathy or fairness. They are fast, agile and strong.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:45:19 ago (+4/-0)

They aren't strong. They are proven weaker than whites.

http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-2458/10/508

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:58:48 ago (+0/-0)

Great study!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:17:47 ago (+0/-0)

I mean the video literally portrayed what you just articulated.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 02:47:53 ago (+0/-0)

You will note they parked off as soon as he was like there's kids here...that dude was about to get savage and you know it.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 08:37:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:39:29 ago (+2/-0)

Same here. Those niggers would be leaving in body bags.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:42:12 ago (+1/-0)

Was going to say exactly this.

Let this bullshit come to America, niggers. See what happens

[ - ] lord_nougat 12 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 17:07:13 ago (+12/-0)

I want to see the part where the buckshot hits their heads.

[ - ] deleted 11 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 17:13:45 ago (+11/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 12 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 17:17:42 ago (+12/-0)

Not without the PROPER LOICENCE, MATE!

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 4 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:06:38 ago (+4/-0)

In that case it will be a machete to the head

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:19:41 ago (+1/-0)

Those are scary they put condoms over the pointy end so bad toofs Karen doesn't faint at the sight of it.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:23:01 ago (+0/-0)

Fire hasn't been outlawed, right?

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 10:41:09 ago (+0/-0)

My friend legally has a firearm. It's very easy to get a gun in the UK. My grandfather had one too.
It just takes 6-12 months and you guessed it, the proper license. So easy, but time consuming. Can't just pop down to the niggermart.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 11:18:38 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 8 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 17:17:13 ago (+8/-0)

AND WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS HONKEY MCNIGGERFAGGOT DO TO DEFEND HIS HOME??

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 02:45:29 ago (+0/-0)

c'mon guys please leave

fucking pathetic, he should of hit the fucking roof and told them to get the fuck out, but it was a precious nigger so he couldn't

[ - ] texasblood -2 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:34:13 ago (+0/-2)

Same thing Voat keyboard badass's do
Talk.......

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:20:45 ago (+1/-0)

And queers that don't live anywhere near steers?

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:34:20 ago (+0/-0)

What did you do when spics invaded Texas? You are one.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 6 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 17:32:45 ago (+6/-0)

My dog would eat them

[ - ] con77 6 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:07:47 ago (+6/-0)

If you disrespected them like that in their home you'd end up dead

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:15:19 ago (+1/-0)

True the immigrants correctly see all the old white people around as sheep. Everyone in that country with balls, died.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 6 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:09:43 ago (+6/-0)

Oh how they will bleat when one of them gets shot.

[ - ] GeneralDisarray 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 23:57:37 ago (+1/-0)

Why are these challenges so often about doing shit that gets kids killed?

[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:20:38 ago (+4/-0)

B&E is a felony.

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:23:56 ago (+6/-0)

Not really "breaking" when you walk through the open front door. Trespassing at best.

[ - ] SecretHitler 6 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:11:36 ago (+6/-0)

In America the legal term for it is still breaking and entering. Even if the door is unlocked or open. Source: dumb teenager me

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:29:56 ago (+1/-0)

Was it somebody you knew or just some random place?

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 01:54:23 ago (+1/-0)

Unoccupied. I got the charges dismissed and had to pay what seemed at the time like a lot of money but it was thoroughly discussed. That was the main concern because it is a felony.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:34:01 ago (+3/-0)

Still have every right to defend your home when someone unwelcome enters it.

He also alerted them to the fact he had young kids.

Never do that around nogz they have no empathy.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:15:12 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:01:46 ago (+4/-0)

Dare them to do it in Texas or Florida

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:27:22 ago (+3/-0)

I'd pay money to see that.

1st nogs free bring your friends.

Florida is now more Texas than Texas.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 17:53:28 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe this isn't new.
About 2 years ago some big guy weird color tan came up from the alley as I was outside with son

He walked up I said hello

He said hello

He sat on the outside bench I was standing next to towards the front of the house.

I watched him peripheral as he sat there. I was waiting for a move, a word or even a glance towards my kid. Nothing he just sat there.

He then said it's nice weather today I said "yeah, it is". Then he nodded his head got up and walked away.

I've seen him only 1 other time as I was walking down the street but he just did the head nod thing and kept going.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:26:02 ago (+3/-0)

did the head nod thing

Supporting evidence you're indeed a front hole. Was it a nod down or up?

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:29:12 ago (+3/-0)

Down.

What do men call it?

[ - ] Kozel 8 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:33:25 ago (+8/-0)

"I don't want to talk to you and must acknowledge your presence to avoid a weird stare down"

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:30:17 ago (+0/-0)

You know a simple "sorry ma'am I was just a bit tired and needed to rest my feet for a minute" or a "hey look, I was high as fuck that day, sorry about that" Wouldve been just fine.

A crackhead or drunk whatever he was tried talking to my daughter once with the whole don't I know you from somewhere line and I went off he rode his bike away but then like an hour later he passed by again saw me and then apologized. Bench guy could have done the same.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 12:17:41 ago (+0/-0)

You know a simple "sorry ma'am I was just a bit tired and needed to rest my feet for a minute" or a "hey look, I was high as fuck that day, sorry about that" Would've been just fine.

This opens you up for a response, and in some company, requires one. A simple nod avoids this annoyance.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:25:57 ago (+1/-0)

Down acknowledges your existence. Up signals they know you on a more personal level.

Either way it's "the nod". Women pretending to be men have no idea.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:29:50 ago (+0/-0)

Acknowledgement.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:29:04 ago (+0/-0)

Seems like a good fellow.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:19:40 ago (+0/-0)

Not at all. Who does that?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:28:13 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:37:53 ago (+0/-0)

hahaha this must be the door dash/instacart driver orientation video.

[ - ] con77 3 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:53:29 ago (+4/-1)

I have a 16 shot Beretta 8 ft away from me right now.
And a micro 9mm on my hip w/ extra mag in pocket.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:51:58 ago (+2/-0)

You said Beretta and I thought wtf shotgun do they make that has 16 rounds...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:31:31 ago (+1/-1)

Aye seem em!

[ - ] Spaceman84 -3 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:58:59 ago (+0/-3)

Cool story, fag

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:32:10 ago (+0/-0)

Nice front hole, bitch.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 03:39:58 ago (+0/-0)

Came out of the woodwork to defend your boyfriend. Pathetic.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 21:04:20 ago (+0/-0)

Why would I defend your boyfriend? I'm not the one with the front hole.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:12:58 ago (+0/-0)

git over here and suck yo daddys dick

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 18:53:55 ago (+2/-0)

Do that shit in Florida funny guy

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:31:00 ago (+1/-0)

I'm laughin. Click.click.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:17:53 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:36:04 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sure at some point it was a high trust neighborhood.

It doesn't look like a low IQ nog infested neighborhood yet.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:15:35 ago (+2/-0)

Again guns stop this kind of nigger bullshit.

Only in countries that are afraid of pictures of guns is this allowed to happen.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:31:54 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:36:54 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck around find out.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:50:32 ago (+1/-0)

I wouldn't want to shoot and get nigger blood all over my house, but I do have some sap gloves handy.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:29:46 ago (+0/-0)

This little niggie looted a market

This little niggie burgled a home

This little niggie had chicken wings

this little niggie had none

This little went sheeeit sheeeit sheeit all the way to jail

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:37:40 ago (+0/-0)

Little what?

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 01:11:52 ago (+0/-0)

little piggie nursery rhyme but with niggers instead

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:00:13 ago (+0/-0)

Play stupid games, win hollow prizes.

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:16:40 ago (+0/-0)

You won't have those smug arrogant faces when your fucking face is shot off for fucking trespassing.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 23:32:54 ago (+0/-0)

If that guy had righteously shot him the pedophiles would cry about how he got confused and thought it was his study group.

[ - ] LookFat 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 01:46:37 ago (+0/-0)

Try this in the US, please!

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 02:49:01 ago (+0/-0)

Don't feel that bad for them...that house is at least £5 million pounds

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 10:35:21 ago (+0/-0)

Castle doctrine says I win at this game.

Please try it here. I have too many JHPs sitting around waiting to be used.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 2 yearsMay 19, 2023 11:32:29 ago (+0/-0)

Good way to get lead poisoning.

[ - ] texasblood -2 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:33:09 ago (+0/-2)

Try that shit in Texas.