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I smelt a nigger yesterday

submitted by CamelsMiller to Niggers 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:19:23 ago (+29/-1)     (Niggers)

I still want to puke. It was at a gas station where I buy my cigarettes. This gas station is one of the fleet fill up stations for the local Amazon delivery trucks, and it was one of the drivers. I parked, and before opening the door I was hit with a scent I can only describe as putrid BO, vomit, weed, and a touch of shit combined. I got inside, stood a good 8 feet behind it and couldn't breathe. I've ran across a dead racoon on a golf course in Georgia in July at 98º and that is the only smell in my life that was worse. I know humans can get nose-blind to their own BO sometimes, this was beyond possibility. Just another example they are not the same species.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 10 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:47:50 ago (+10/-0)

SKUNK APE!

[ - ] gaperglory 3 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:53:58 ago (+3/-0)

Skunk apes sometimes say white people smell too... I had a nigger ask me what that smell was on me that she sometimes smelled on white people. That smell we have is A SOUL.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 23:56:26 ago (+0/-0)

Also shampoo. Or soap.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 01:46:12 ago (+0/-0)

Storing this comeback for future use

[ - ] uvulectomy 6 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:04:59 ago (+6/-0)

Some niggers never die,

They just smell that way...

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 4 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 19:53:40 ago (+4/-0)

You may as well burn the clothes you were wearing than bother trying to get the smell out.
Make sure you stand upwind or the process will repeat.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:10:47 ago (+3/-0)

You were already there at the gas station. You should have snorted gas up your nose to get rid of the smell. Works the same way bleach does on the eyes.
It's too late now. You're probably stuck with that smell in your nose for Life!

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 2 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:31:14 ago (+2/-0)

I had a roommate as one years ago before I was red pilled.

The guy is what we consider black and not nigger. He was a huge nerd and took 6 showers a day. He was fully aware of his smell and he hated, didn't like black culture all that. But God damn, even with 6 showers I always could smell him. He was completely aware about it though. It was like someone trying to rid the smell of skunk off their skin he had dozens of products to do anything to not smell.

[ - ] MelGibson 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:06:14 ago (+1/-0)

Dude tell me it’s the Shell off 985 by the Cracker Barrel

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 07:11:39 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, that's oddly specific, and oddly not too far from my neck of the woods; I avoid going that far south when possible.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:57:26 ago (+1/-0)

I smelt a nigger yesterday

How's your mom doin?

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:20:51 ago (+1/-0)

I have learnt nigger wind avoidance awareness, even holding my breath.

[ - ] Nein 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 20:57:22 ago (+1/-1)

You know Jews invented the cigarettes to enslave wypipos minds? Seriously

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:20:26 ago (+0/-0)

I was at a grocery store and two jail niggas were there talking that jail jive and funking up the place. One of the jail niggers had his ass crack showing. I walked past them in the isle and almost vomited.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 21:58:50 ago (+0/-0)

I usually tell them "say no to crack!"

Wut dis nigga tawkin bat? Pulls up pants.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 yearsMay 17, 2023 22:48:04 ago (+1/-0)

That would require me having my mouth open in his vicinity

There's a reason i was holding my breath

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 21:06:06 ago (+0/-0)

Point taken

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 2 yearsMay 18, 2023 09:07:23 ago (+0/-0)

I was hoping this thread was about melting niggers down to extract valuable metals. I am disappoint.