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I'm emotionposting, fuck you

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 22:33:45 ago (+36/-2)     (TellUpgoat)

My son hugged and kissed me today unprompted. I cried tears of happiness, contentedness, joy, and exuberance.

Being a father is so amazing and I can't believe I almost passed this up when I was younger (I almost got a vasectomy).

Goats, if you can, have children. Have as many as your wife can handle pushing out for you.

It's worth everything this world throws at you.

PS:

We need a fatherhood sub, but I don't know how involved moderating is and don't want to promise what I can't maintain.


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[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 22:46:10 ago (+4/-0)

We need a fatherhood sub

Done.

I don't know how involved moderating is and don't want to promise what I can't maintain.

Sent you a mod invite, which you a free to accept or decline at your discretion.

[ - ] MaryXmas 6 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 22:46:49 ago (+6/-0)

I also just made v/dads. Y'all can join the mod team. Need to provide a dad joke as proof of fatherhood.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 4 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 22:51:06 ago (+4/-0)

That's a great filtration technique

[ - ] mannerbund 2 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 09:59:39 ago (+2/-0)

Joke, but not a joke. I call the kids by names other than their own while in strange areas, so that if someone tries to convince them to leave or do something by feigning familiarity, they'll clue in immediately.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 23:16:29 ago (+0/-0)*

The dad joke as proof of fatherhood.Here's mine 'cept it ain't really a joke.. The words that chill a man to the core:

W: "Honey guess what?".

H: "w...what?"

W: "I'm going to be a surrogate mother for Jill and her husband"

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 22:50:27 ago (+1/-0)

I'm concerned I won't be able to keep up with it, but I'll try.

Thanks as always Fascinus

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 08:39:27 ago (+1/-0)

Modding a sub isn't that bad...effort comes with a lot of traffic or faggots shitting up the place.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 08:44:21 ago (+1/-0)

>We need a fatherhood sub

Done

v/Fatherhood seems to not exist?

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 10:11:27 ago (+3/-0)

Sorry for the bother : /

The link I have is https://www.voat.xyz/v/Fatherhood

It's working for me.

There's nothing there at the moment, not even a description, hence no sub announcement (I plan to remedy that soon).

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 13:43:04 ago (+0/-0)

I was not certain if I guessed wrong when I tried the link before. No worries.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 15:35:39 ago (+0/-0)

May be a little late to the party now:

https://www.voat.xyz/v/Dads

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 16:22:14 ago (+2/-0)

I kinda reached the same conclusion there.

No worries :)

[ - ] deleted -2 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 23:31:59 ago (+0/-2)*

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[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 22:39:07 ago (+2/-0)

Just wait until you're a "Grandfather",things really get fun!!!

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 22:49:41 ago (+2/-0)

He's only 19 months, let's give him some time to find a good woman first!

My dad loves being a grandfather, can't wait to take him fishing. Trying to get him to use the practice kid rod all the time lol

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 22:53:34 ago (+2/-0)

Real good start.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 2 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 22:55:19 ago (+2/-0)

I always hated fishing with a rod and reel. I do like spearfishing, even when I get nothing. I like pretending to be a caveman.

Maybe he'll enjoy the more efficient method.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 23:04:25 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:38:30 ago (+1/-0)

I watch for them in the creek/river and wade in near their area. I usually have to wait still and calm until the fish settle back into their spot. I use fire hardened wooden spears I carved, and aim slightly "below" where the fish seems to be. I don't always get fish, but when I do it's a good feeling.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:42:47 ago (+0/-0)

Ever wondered what feeling the fish gets?

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:50:32 ago (+1/-0)

Yes I have.

Do you eat any meat at all?

My spear kills the fish faster than any fishing pole ever has.

Catch and release with a rod and reel isn't torturous with the mentality of your comment?

I only harm fish that I eat, and most times their dead before I pull them from the water.

[ - ] paul_neri -4 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 08:01:32 ago (+0/-4)

I don't eat meat. I am civilised.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 11:03:35 ago (+1/-0)

Lol

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 16:50:03 ago (+0/-0)

Fish don't have a central nervous system like ours,ie:no feeling,pain or other wise.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 22:41:02 ago (+2/-0)

What did he want?

Sorry, my cynicism runs deep these days. Maybe it was organic and that would be nice.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 4 points 2 yearsMay 21, 2023 22:48:38 ago (+4/-0)

He hugged and kissed me, then ran off to throw more rocks into his pool.

[ - ] paul_neri -4 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 06:05:20 ago (+0/-4)

I was going to say that too but didn't want to spoil the moment. Kids are exploitive little savages.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 00:05:32 ago (+2/-0)

wait til you have grand babies. Its totally different and better. Remember this.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:55:20 ago (+1/-1)

I figured you to be about 25.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 10:01:13 ago (+1/-0)

I thought he was in his 50's.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 15:49:21 ago (+0/-0)

I am in my 50's. Good guess.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 15:49:02 ago (+0/-0)

I figure you fuck niggers.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 16:41:59 ago (+0/-0)

This is why I figured you to be about 25^

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:59:42 ago (+0/-0)

That’s very sweet!

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 2 yearsMay 24, 2023 14:19:24 ago (+0/-0)

My daughter is the only reason I haven't an heroed myself. Fuck this fucking world

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 06:00:10 ago (+0/-1)

Ok; it's worked out for you which is not to say it will for others so...keep your evangelism to yourself please.

p.neri (snipped and all for ZPG)

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 06:24:15 ago (+1/-0)

Ahahahaha faggot! Your bloodline of retards dies with you! This is great news! Thanks, Paul.

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:32:18 ago (+0/-2)

You and your wife are jealous that me and my wife are DINKS i.e.we don't need to be forever worrying about the price of baked beans!

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:52:38 ago (+1/-0)

Neither do I and my wife.

Our beans only cost about fifteen minutes of effort per day for about three months from me. How is slaving away at your boring job for your beans working for you?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:57:58 ago (+0/-0)

Dear boy.After sponging off the Australian Taxpayer for many years the Missus and I are retired and drawing generous super pensions. I'm so sorry.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 11:03:14 ago (+0/-0)

You're a niggerkike, make sense

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:34:51 ago (+1/-0)

Why don't you have kids Paul?

Why does it bother you that others promote having White children Paul?

Why does your nose hook paul?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:38:37 ago (+0/-0)

Please be nice.I've had a rough time on Voat lately!

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:45:11 ago (+1/-0)

You don't get to request for special treatment when your deliberately kicking a hornets nest.

You're like a child who cries when he gets caught instigating a fight.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:56:48 ago (+0/-1)

Ouch!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:40:44 ago (+0/-0)

The missus is on my PC and I'm relegated to the f..king Tablet.Will favour you with a comprehensive reply in due course.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:47:21 ago (+1/-0)

You don't seem to be having any issues responding to any other comment right now.

Maybe you're just stalling to come up with some more bullshit.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 10:03:08 ago (+0/-0)

@iSnark ^^^^ sus af ;) but kind of not

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 12:30:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 23:33:23 ago (+0/-0)

Can you explain Ms Gowithit's comment please? I suspect she's not being nice!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 yearsMay 23, 2023 03:15:24 ago (+0/-0)

How long have you had this tablet?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 23:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

What do these hieroglyphics mean? It's unfair for goats to have a code that I can't crack.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:36:13 ago (+0/-1)

At work nibblies I could always tell the parent because he/she was shovelling food/drinks in their gob as fast as they could.Quite sad really.Their kids came first and there was little left over to spend on them selves.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:42:41 ago (+0/-0)

That's the parents fault for not being able support a child, yet still having one.

We don't go without in our family because we made sure we could spare the resources to raise children.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:45:56 ago (+0/-1)*

I bet I get blocked from the Daddy sub ya gutless asparagus stalks!

[ - ] Her0n [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:48:44 ago (+0/-0)

Well, I'm a moderator there and I can tell you that I ban no one.

Idiots/detractors will always reveal themselves to those who are observant.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 07:57:25 ago (+0/-0)

Do you block anyone Paul?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 08:42:26 ago (+0/-0)

Don't shit up the place and people won't need to block you.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 23:24:51 ago (+0/-0)

My sentiments too.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 20:29:11 ago (+0/-1)

I joined Voat to hang out with some of the toughest, meanest dudes on the Planet. What do I get? Men giving lessons on how to change diapers ffs!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 20:31:44 ago (+1/-0)

The food sub gets pretty vicious sometimes.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 20:35:16 ago (+1/-0)

Given the horrible, mean and spiteful comments my food pics get...can imagine!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 20:49:52 ago (+1/-0)

Oh it gets worse. Pure hatred comes broiling out in there. Speaking of ... I found ragnars moms tik tok. I should let him know later.

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 21:52:30 ago (+1/-0)

You couldn't hang with the men you've described. You can't even handle the basic level of voat banter.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 yearsMay 22, 2023 23:13:41 ago (+0/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 23, 2023 00:28:00 ago (+1/-0)

My point exactly.

I bet you are a false-vaxed jew larping as a low effort troll.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 2 yearsMay 23, 2023 00:48:00 ago (+0/-1)

I have reported you for being mean.