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I hear voices of people I've heard talking to me as I read things.

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 07:41:39 ago (+9/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

If I know your an Ozzie, I read it in a voice of one I know, chosen at random as appropriate.

I use nigger and currynigger accents, gooks, japs, on and on...

When it comes to the kikes; I start laughing out loud because their accents are hilarious, especially as I piss them off more and more!

When they project or use ad hominem I imagine the happy merchant meme jumping up and down with a goblinoid bottom half! "I know you are, but what am I?!" He cries! "I'm telling your parents!" She screeches.

"You stink Sarah, we are trying to help you. The nazis lost, you don't have to dodge the shower anymore."

Am I alone in this? I feel like this is a common occurrence but my wife just laughed at me when I told her this.

Let me know what you all think. I love this website, even though I argue and make an ass of myself most of the time.


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[ - ] FacelessOne 9 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 08:18:14 ago (+9/-0)

I hear the voices of people I've never heard talking to me "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

[ - ] Her0n [op] 1 point 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 18:54:46 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Weredawg 8 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 07:55:15 ago (+8/-0)

Your wife laughed because she doesn't hear the voices. She doesn't, but we do. We understand.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 08:16:33 ago (+3/-0)

Giving personas a caricature would make this place fun...even if half of this place sounds like Canadians / midwesterners to me.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 10:20:58 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 11:57:29 ago (+1/-0)

Minnesotans have it really thick...don't believe we have any Dakotans; those people REALLY enjoy their vowels.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 yearsJun 9, 2023 11:50:31 ago (+1/-0)

Sometimes the voices have good ideas