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Under pressure

submitted by UncleDoug to darwinawards 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 15:12:41 ago (+58/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.


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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 22:07:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 22:14:03 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 15:24:31 ago (+1/-0)

Dang unc! That's harsh!
Maybe you should get outside and pet some puppies. Go fishing and try to enjoy a day. Whew.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 15:26:29 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 15:29:11 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 18:04:55 ago (+1/-0)

Touching a puffer with bare hands will make you sick if you do not wash them.

Source: I had 2 in an aquarium, and they liked to jump out.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 17:43:51 ago (+0/-0)

Ha Ha. Yeah, the ol punt the puffer game. I know you know I was meaning something a little more relaxing and pleasant. After watching that video I believe you need a lot more than just a day of fishing. If you have a video of yourself drowning puppies just keep it to yourself.
Let me guess. You worked for fauci with beagles amiright!

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 01:20:01 ago (+0/-0)

Dogs are amazing, I would never hurt a doggie.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 15:25:17 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 17:27:55 ago (+5/-1)

...except that it's not really the Titanic that's down there, it's the sister ship "OLYMPIA"...maybe...just maybe, the crew and passengers spotted something that was supposed to remain a secret and out of the public eye.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 18:03:06 ago (+6/-1)

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[ - ] Hermes 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 20:17:51 ago (+2/-1)

it could be both

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 20:51:56 ago (+0/-0)

Like the Italian that caused all the supply chain issues?

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 11:54:21 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds retarded too.

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 17:54:07 ago (+1/-0)

i love this conspriacy. John Astor and a couple others against the Federal Reserve getting sunk on the titanic. I forget why the sister ship was important. Need to brush up on that one.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 20:13:16 ago (+2/-1)

It had already been damaged and was going to be decommissioned, so the theory is they switched ships and sank it for the insurance money

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 22:13:05 ago (+4/-0)

I'm just glad it's not me in there. Submarines, submersibles, spelunking.... no, no, no. I want to see the sky at all times, even if i'm being eaten by a shark.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 01:18:53 ago (+1/-0)

Do you know how you traverse flutes in caves?
You take a deep breath and puff your chest up and wedge yourself in the gap, that way when you exhale you can hopefully slide back out. Think Cave Cat whiskers.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 03:32:48 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, no. Not even as a small person would I ever do that. Keep your caves to yourself!

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 12:13:12 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, the idea of getting stuck in a cave and drowning is horrifying. I watch mountaineering disasters of fair bit on Th3mTube, but caving disasters... just no.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 15:47:23 ago (+6/-0)

The submersible is called "Titan" which makes everything even more ironic.

[ - ] KingsPawn 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 16:22:17 ago (+5/-0)

Titanironic

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 7 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 18:01:50 ago (+7/-0)

Somewhere the ghost of an iceberg is celebrating: "I got another one!"

[ - ] KingsPawn 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 16:44:08 ago (+8/-0)*

This is another "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" thing.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 17:59:50 ago (+6/-0)

These nigger billionaires better be paying for this rescue. This is entorely their fault.

[ - ] Portmanure 17 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 16:59:06 ago (+17/-0)

The CEO of OceanGate talks about hiring his engineering team, he said he wanted avoid hiring a bunch of 50 year old ex military white guys, and instead opted for a more younger, diverse team. Well…

[ - ] Portmanure 10 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 18:01:24 ago (+10/-0)

For reference, the CEO describes his hiring philosophy at 5:20 https://youtu.be/4dka29FSZac

(All of this video is interesting, worth a watch to be informed.)

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 17:17:53 ago (+4/-0)

WOMP WOMP WOMP!

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 18:21:13 ago (+4/-0)

Electrical engineering for a control system is hard… let’s use a fucking PlayStation controller! Dude! Bro!

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 19:46:06 ago (+2/-0)

But he has a couple of backups, so it's all good.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 22:40:19 ago (+5/-0)

I like the idea of separating the controller part and having spares for that. Rather than like hard-wiring in a single one with no ability to replace it if it fails.

My guess is the controller doesn't have anything to do with this.

Things like this should really have manually operable systems and/or redundancy in electrical systems. But just going "up" should be doable by hand.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 09:03:11 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I’ve seen enough WW2 movies to know that there is a crank you can turn to manually surface. Some poor sap always had to swim underwater to do it.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 15:07:59 ago (+0/-0)

Seems like there should be some ballast with manual release that's keeping its weight just on the sinking side. Of course, I don't know how complicated this sub is.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 09:46:02 ago (+0/-0)

Woman driver pictured @ 5:52

[ - ] Clubberlang -2 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 20:50:15 ago (+0/-2)

Deyt deyt 🔥 right dere frfr 💯

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 20:46:09 ago (+4/-0)

You get what you gay for.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 20:58:10 ago (+2/-0)

Exactly, they chose to go woke, and will never wake up again.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 17:58:45 ago (+3/-0)

I couldn't find that. But also apprently

There hasn’t been an injury in the commercial sub industry in over 35 years. It’s obscenely safe, because they have all these regulations,” he told the magazine.

Um and then he explains how he followed none of them.

[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 18:03:03 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 20:49:41 ago (+0/-0)

He went rogue like Sarah Palin

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 21, 2023 00:51:33 ago (+0/-0)

Sara and her daughter fuck niggers.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2023 17:55:38 ago (+0/-0)

Wow