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[ - ] Sheitstrom 3 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 07:08:17 ago (+3/-0)

I read this as "makes your penis smell". Then I remembered being close to a woman who was a chronic smoker. Every pore of skin released this putrid "off-gassing" of nicotine and chemicals, which I assume was her body's way of processing the poisons.

I later realized that all smokers smelled like this, close-up. Totally disgusting.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 3 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 07:17:07 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah cigarettes are nasty. Wish I never started those. I dont smoke anymore but still. Nasty habit

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 07:29:41 ago (+0/-0)

I chew nicotine gum. Idk why. I just need something. I always feel empty. It doesn’t help but it does help too. Filling the infinite void

[ - ] Inward 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 08:34:54 ago (+0/-0)

Fill that emptiness by hunting jews. Nothing will give you greater fulfillment.

[ - ] WanderingToast 3 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 07:40:05 ago (+3/-0)

Might take it up - could do with losing an inch or two

[ - ] Name 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 08:21:05 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t think you can use it to instantaneously kill an erection like that.

[ - ] voatisajewishheaven -1 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 07:43:01 ago (+1/-2)

just get into proper diy vaping, much less harmful and much more entertaining.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 09:39:26 ago (+0/-0)

Yea I vape at the minute. Don't fuck around with any of those cloud machines any more though, stil got some good self build kits in the vape drawer. Just use a dinky little one now

[ - ] gimpyoldman 2 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 09:25:53 ago (+2/-0)

I used to smoke when I was younger, but I never tried it with my penis. Who does that, is that a new rainbow flag thing?

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.0 yearsJun 30, 2023 20:58:50 ago (+0/-0)

Damn, all of those pack or two a day 1970's porn stars must have been MASSIVE before they started smoking.

I'm going to call bullshit on that "it will shrink your penis" thing.

[ - ] TheBigMan 0 points 2.0 yearsJul 1, 2023 09:29:46 ago (+0/-0)

OH NO!
Where will they put the covid jabs if you smoke?