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Hey, guys. I feel it is time for me to share all of my communication with @system over the past year. All responses to my emails, and everything.

submitted by lord_nougat to TellUpgoat 2.0 yearsJul 3, 2023 23:48:05 ago (+17/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Here It is:


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[ - ] Centaurus 8 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 09:43:22 ago (+8/-0)

From: system
Sent: 07/03/2023 19:24:08

To my dear friend, Centaurus.

I have some bad news about lord_nougat. He's not real! Get off the motherfucking plane, now! He's not real!

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[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 15:32:23 ago (+0/-1)

nougat and half the site.

[ - ] system 8 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 07:04:27 ago (+8/-0)

I treat all relationships the same. If I feel ignored or that a person doesn't want to talk to me, I will no longer interact with that person. It's a shame because we had good rapport in the beginning, and with your experience you could've easily became an admin here had you kept up that friendly momentum. But yeah, I don't chase bitches OR bros.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 3 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 13:25:02 ago (+3/-0)

Hm. I guess it takes two to [not] tango.

[ - ] FacelessOne 8 points 2.0 yearsJul 3, 2023 23:49:02 ago (+8/-0)

ASTONISHING REVEAL

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 00:36:20 ago (+6/-0)

Men really do make the worst gossips.

[ - ] con77 4 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 10:53:12 ago (+4/-0)

Did he break ๐Ÿ’” up with you?

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 09:02:01 ago (+4/-0)

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY!

That's the EXACT conversations that I've had with @system over the past year!
Word for Word!

It may seem unbelievable, but it's true!

[ - ] Localuser 3 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 14:10:58 ago (+3/-0)

System seems like a pretty cool guy

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 14:17:38 ago (+2/-0)

Well he sure ain't AOU, at least.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 20:11:28 ago (+1/-0)

AOU: Destroyer of Websites.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 09:49:31 ago (+3/-0)

Oh gawd, poor system. I usually don't feel sorry for that schlepping JIGF grabbler but the thought of you assholes constantly bothering him does.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 3 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 09:37:14 ago (+3/-0)

I thought you forwarded him the dickpics I had sent you?

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 20:12:14 ago (+1/-0)

The files were too small.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 00:33:24 ago (+4/-0)

We really do have nothing to talk about here.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 6 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 00:34:53 ago (+6/-0)

And yet, for some reason, we persist.

TENACITY!

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 09:22:07 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 06:15:33 ago (+3/-0)

Didn't read it
I hate walls of text

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 01:54:35 ago (+3/-0)

He assigned to me this bitchin' polar bear. (sticks tongue out)

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 02:23:54 ago (+2/-0)

I am sure you totally earned that.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 11:58:35 ago (+3/-0)

Try not to be jealous.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 01:07:21 ago (+3/-0)

Absolutely fascinating and mind boggling how one could spend so much time and energy getting down and in depth such as you have. You really should spend half as much time on such endeavors in the coming year. For craps sake, give the guy a break!

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 5 points 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 01:09:17 ago (+5/-0)

It's niggers and jews, all the way down man!

shuddering

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 2.0 yearsJul 3, 2023 23:56:24 ago (+3/-0)

Wait a second, I just read everything you wrote after โ€œHere It is:โ€ and It is

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 6 points 2.0 yearsJul 3, 2023 23:58:44 ago (+6/-0)


that sums it up super well!

I might have missed maybe one or two. But they were probably gay and AIDS and I don't want to slander our dear leader.

But I pretty much didn't. Do correct me if I am wrong, of course.

[ - ] TheBigMan 1 point 2.0 yearsJul 4, 2023 11:04:49 ago (+1/-0)

You didn't get punished with some avatar next to you name, all your points set to -100, and limits to how fast you can post.