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Female delusion calculator- have the stuck up single roastoids in YOUR life take the test!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2023 21:45:19 ago (+10/-2)     (igotstandardsbro.com)

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[ - ] QueenAlt 4 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 13:56:33 ago (+4/-0)

Woot! I have a 0.18% chance of catching my husband currently.
But I was smart enough to trap him young. Forced him to enjoy a quiet life as the adored patriarch of our beautiful family and he’s now strapped into enjoying his healthy grandchildren while we reignite old sparks in our empty nest.
Sucker

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 14:14:37 ago (+3/-0)

Those damned far-right and their....

Shuffles cards

... Marrying early and living a productive and happy life!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 13:58:18 ago (+3/-1)

Lol, you sure showed him!

[ - ] Merlynn 3 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 07:02:31 ago (+3/-0)

I put my own stats in and found women have a 14.7% chance of getting a guy like me. I think this thing might be bust cause I'm a dime a dozen.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 02:03:41 ago (+2/-0)

I think the woman's stats should be in first.

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 16:42:36 ago (+1/-0)

Seems rigged. Even with min income of $10k and no min height it only says the chance is 14%.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 17:05:15 ago (+1/-1)

Shhh

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 01:43:36 ago (+2/-0)

This is hilarious.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 15:19:37 ago (+1/-0)

Needs a "place in hierarchy" slider, they want doctors, lawyers, etc not just for the money. It's also a sorta-stand-in for intelligence, so a "makes me laugh" slider would also be good.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2023 23:58:26 ago (+3/-2)

What is this? Is this where you find men? Dude, you can go on Grindr you know.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 01:17:40 ago (+2/-0)

why the internet stuff, why not the real world way to make the encounter of your life?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 1.8 yearsJul 6, 2023 03:26:56 ago (+1/-2)

"DURK DURK DURK GAY? IS IT GAY? WHAT ABOUT GAY? DID YOU KNOW THAT GAY?"

Kinda makes you sound like the gay one, bud.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 1.8 yearsJul 5, 2023 21:51:58 ago (+1/-0)

They should have one that includes "if they hadn't killed them all with drugs"