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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 12:19:12 ago (+3/-0)

You are lucky the damn fools didn't kill you

[ - ] observation1 13 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 12:22:12 ago (+13/-0)

Hurt his ego 3 fold because now he's going to have to write that in his report. If he's a fragile man he's probably trying to figure out how to charge you with somethinng.

Good that you didnt come back out.

If they come back say go away. If they insist then tell them "I'd love to answer your questions but only in the presence of my lawyer." Then get a gun lawyer.

[ - ] MayhemInChief 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 17:24:41 ago (+2/-0)

Cops are lazy though. He's up all night looking for some dude, so there's a good chance he'll pretend it never happened. Especially since that would include telling his peers about his failure.

[ - ] beece 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 12:28:31 ago (+1/-0)

Do you have a suggestion on how you'd like that handled OP?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:33:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 12 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 12:47:31 ago (+12/-0)

Motion detector but no camera?
You should probably keep the gun at the ready, but not directly pointed until the threat is identified. You are lucky the cops partner didn't drop you.
You are also lucky to live in a state that isn't run by anti-gun nuts.

[ - ] deleted 7 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 13:13:10 ago (+7/-0)*

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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 16:51:39 ago (+1/-0)

That’s really fucking scary, dude

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:44:48 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:48:24 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 16:01:42 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 16:53:43 ago (+1/-0)

Tbf, July is always action packed for me too.
July and December

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 17:53:19 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 18:06:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 16:43:51 ago (+2/-0)

Very lucky. That one guy answered the door with his gun and the cops shot him.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 13:21:55 ago (+1/-2)*

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[ - ] TheSimulacra 9 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 13:40:41 ago (+10/-1)

Thank you for doing your part in the creation of skynet.
Orwell would not be proud.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 13:48:16 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:26:51 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:42:45 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] GloryBeckons 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:04:25 ago (+1/-0)*

If your only concern is losing locally stored data, and you're otherwise able to set up a self-hosted solution, then setting up live offsite backups would be relatively trivial. A few hundred GB of object storage per month would cost less than $30/year. And you could encrypt the data, so nobody else can access it.

It would take some time and effort to set up, sure. But don't pretend that selling your soul to Amazon is the only option.

You're trading freedom and privacy for convenience and comfort. Nothing more.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:17:57 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] GloryBeckons 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:58:58 ago (+1/-0)*

I said object storage, not VPS. VPS is useful for many things but not cost effective for backups.

If you want me to advertise a specific product, here you go:

https://www.backblaze.com/b2/cloud-storage.html

You can send them up to 1 TB of data per month for less than $30/year.

If you make the bucket public, the backed up files can be accessed directly using a standard URL. It'll be a bit long and ugly but entirely possible to memorize. If you want a braindead easy solution for encryption, you can store every X minutes as a passworded archive. Even your lawyer should be able to figure out how to download a file and open an archive. All you need to give him is the URL and password.

Of course, I would recommend setting up a web portal for more convenient access, streaming, and better backup and encryption options. But that -would- require a VPS or similar, and would cost a bit extra, and you seem hell bent on making a point of keeping it under $30/year. One might be tempted to point out what that says about how much you value your freedom, privacy and soul.

In any case, there's your viable, encrypted, lawyer-compatible offsite backup solution for under $30/year.

Now stop making excuses and blaming others for your laziness and incompetence.

PS:

You can get a suitable VPS for under $10 / month. $40/month for a VPS is a scam. Might as well go dedicated at that point.

Contabo offers 4 core / 8 GB RAM / 200 GB SSD / 32 TB traffic for $8.50/month, for example: https://contabo.com/en/pricing/

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:57:20 ago (+0/-0)

Any decent self managed CCTV recorder will have web access. Use a dynamic IP service and bookmark the link and you can view it from anywhere.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:01:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 15, 2023 23:40:43 ago (+0/-0)

That level of protection is way more advanced than most needed. You'll need a cloud solution.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:34:31 ago (+0/-0)

Invaluable how?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:51:44 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 18:38:13 ago (+0/-0)

That was handy.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:08:07 ago (+1/-1)

this faggot has amazon knowing every time he leaves his house

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:35:02 ago (+1/-0)

Amazon, the local police, the FBI, any jew who wants to know...the list is much longer than that.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:10:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 17:23:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 18:40:01 ago (+0/-0)

If they're good, they'll hold deliveries until he returns.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 13:20:11 ago (+3/-0)

"come out and talk to us"

So they can bust you with out a warrant.

Fuck no

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 13:38:16 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 16:18:01 ago (+0/-0)

Debatable, if they actually see the suspect entering your property then yes they can pursue, if they didn't then they need a warrant. They will argue they don't if the suspect was in the area but it is an argument that they would lose in accordance with federal, state, and constitutional law.

Without being notified about entry, he does have a right to defend his property from suspected thieves.

The cops shit the bed and nearly got shot for it, if they're smart they'll sweep it under the rug. More than likely however, they're going to harass him because badge niggers are badge niggers.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:17:05 ago (+3/-0)

Pretty based if true. Glad you didn't get turned into Swiss cheese.

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 14:23:33 ago (+4/-0)

The police are the standing army the founders warned us about.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:28:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 15:09:16 ago (+1/-0)

I thought this was going to be about Sasquatch.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 19:11:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 16:28:33 ago (+1/-0)

What good is rolling out into the yard without checking the video first? You worried someone's going to step on your petunias? Wouldn't it be more advantageous (and legally easier to defend) to use your weapon from within the house if someone actually gains entry? It seems more defensible than running out in the open with little information on what you face.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 18:43:51 ago (+0/-0)

The 'figure' he saw was near the dirt bikes in the back. Sounds like he exited the front to avoid what ended up happening with the new guy in the front.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 16:36:01 ago (+0/-0)

Shit story.

Next time kill them.

More likely you are a conditioned pet that will never kill a communist.

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 18:26:04 ago (+0/-0)

His life would be over after that. If they somehow didn’t charge him for murder of a cop they would harass him constantly and try to get him for something else. I hate zogbots so much it’s unreal.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 16:55:14 ago (+1/-0)

and then every one clapped...

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 16:59:03 ago (+0/-0)

In "Florida" you could be charge with "Impeding".

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 17:25:32 ago (+1/-0)

Better make sure Joe McCarthy didn’t plant a bug while undercover with the locals….

[ - ] totes_magotes 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 17:35:05 ago (+0/-0)

Dumbasses need to learn what "presenting" is. Whereas brandishing is waving or pointing a gun in an ostensibly unsafe direction, presenting is where you ready your weapon and all you have to do is point up just a little. You're effectively pointing at the ground, near or at the person's feet. It's not brandishing and you're not committing felony level assault by pointing it at someone.

[ - ] Sector7 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 18:47:18 ago (+0/-0)

What does brandish mean in law?
(4) For purposes of this subsection, the term “brandish” means, with respect to a firearm, to display all or part of the firearm, or otherwise make the presence of the firearm known to another person, in order to intimidate that person, regardless of whether the firearm is directly visible to that person.

The legal definition is a little tighter than you think.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 14, 2023 18:10:13 ago (+0/-0)

You're lucky they didn't machine-gun your poodle