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Wouldn't usually do this but I'm worried about these florida goats

submitted by deleted to TellUpgoat 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 17:37:33 ago (+12/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

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[ - ] con77 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 29, 2023 01:03:48 ago (+0/-0)

Con77 waiting patiently sipping a margarita and going to pepper spray them both

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 22:21:41 ago (+1/-0)

Florida Classy

We need to make this a t shirt.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 22:04:19 ago (+1/-1)

Ok but spare a thought for @con77 living through a heat wave severe by even Florida's standards. He's a big, boofy guy and his biomass penalises him in such conditions. He hasn't been contributing for some time and rumour is he's in a veterans' hospital with mild heat stroke.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 29, 2023 01:07:04 ago (+2/-0)

You wish. Did incline bench press yesterday. Then put together a motorcycle dolly.
You're a disgrace to Aus.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 29, 2023 01:13:57 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro. Good to hear you're ok.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 22:17:42 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 22:37:29 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 22:40:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 19:13:42 ago (+7/-0)

3/10 you can do better than that. You didn't mention anything about booze, reptiles, meth, or sinkholes. Try again, and this time put some effort in it.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 19:17:06 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 19:20:47 ago (+4/-0)

I've never come across it down here, but I knew some juggalos in PA that were into that shit when I lived up there. Their crew had a literal faggot nigger in it. Say what you want about Florida man, but while juggalos exist we're doing pretty fuckin good.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 19:23:00 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] GoatWarVet 0 points 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 19:49:05 ago (+0/-0)

Haha, Now I want to watch some clips of that. Are juggalos still a thing?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 19:01:17 ago (+3/-0)

We only consider those two animals to be human because they have opposable thumbs.

[ - ] GoatWarVet 3 points 1.9 yearsJul 28, 2023 18:36:04 ago (+3/-0)

Well,you know what they say. You can take the man out of Florida but you probably shouldn't. Who ended up winning? Peckerwood would be my pick if I were a betting man.