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submitted by Kozel to whatever 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 17:01:19 ago (+16/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 17:02:24 ago (+1/-0)

Gibs me dat soda

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 17:05:01 ago (+5/-0)

Even the soda machine has nigger fatigue.

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 17:10:10 ago (+2/-0)

I need this for my family.

[ - ] zongongo 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 17:15:44 ago (+2/-0)

Whe be da jenkum uh-spensuh ?
Ima fi fill dis bag wit jenkum. I gots a dalla fitty. I pay yall de res wit ma firs paycheck, aiight ?

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 17:22:55 ago (+2/-0)

Javier, bro, I ordered a Chalupa, wtf is this?

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 17:23:10 ago (+1/-0)

ShopKeeper: Get the fuck outta'here!

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 17:24:16 ago (+2/-0)

"I dint do nuffin!"

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 17:35:01 ago (+3/-0)

Ain't comin' out yo pocket, nigguh! I needs dis to feed muh kiyads an shieet. Fuckin racist ass bitch, go back to Mexico motha fucka. Shieet

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 18:29:44 ago (+1/-0)

When he found this large blue unmarked jug in the street, he immediately saw a golden opportunity at the nearby Burger King.

[ - ] NoRefunds 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 19:17:35 ago (+6/-0)

But I didn't have breakfast

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 19:18:12 ago (+2/-0)

All I wanted was a Pepsi

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 19:58:39 ago (+3/-0)

Just one Pepsi

[ - ] forgotMYpassword 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 20:29:11 ago (+2/-0)

No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs!

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2023 08:40:57 ago (+1/-0)

And SHE wouldn't give it to me

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 19:34:13 ago (+2/-0)

"Nigga it say free refills, so I'ma refill dis sheeeeiiiiiit"

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 21:51:04 ago (+2/-0)

Aint no sweet tea awnis niggga kick rawkz!

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 19:38:06 ago (+4/-0)

“…leading to the possibility of instantaneous communication over vast distances. That pretty much sums up quantum entanglement.”

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 19:44:36 ago (+2/-0)

“My friend, I am a black israelite. I am the original jew! Don’t be an antisemite. “

[ - ] localsal 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 19:50:19 ago (+3/-0)

Okay, man, I get it. You paid $1 for the soda.

But, look, we can't let you take an actual dollar worth of soda. That's not how it works. We gotta make a profit, you see. You can only fill that thing half way, but then you gotta go.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2023 00:02:47 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] MasterAce 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 19:58:31 ago (+2/-0)

Grape drank grape drank make it rain grape drank.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 21:49:58 ago (+1/-0)

Deyt purpul nigga dayummm!

[ - ] rhy 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 19:59:29 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine how flat and gross that would be within minutes.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 21:49:18 ago (+2/-0)

The earth?

[ - ] Scyber 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 20:33:43 ago (+2/-0)

BK Wagie: "The REAL Burger King just got off his flight and will be here shortly. Why don't you have a seat!"

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 21:46:08 ago (+1/-0)

Wut had happnin wuz uhhhh uhhh aye dun filtit ennnn uhhhh ayzwuz reeeeel thongry! Sowaiz dun filtit ageein ennn uhh yooz dun caymupawnmeh....

I'm gonna stop you there.....you've been standing here for a hour urinating in the jug.....we have kids and families eating here...you're disgusting subhuman filth much like the jews that protect you and perpetuate your degenerate existence.

What's going to happen in the next few minutes is I'm going to empty your jug and fill it with gasoline. I'll take you out back knock you the fuck out and dump the gas in the dumpster with you and light it.

Those are your choices.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 23:04:07 ago (+1/-0)

"canta nigga getta reparayshuns?"

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 2, 2023 23:18:16 ago (+1/-0)

Let him drink that shit till his teeth rot and he dies from duhbeetus

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 3, 2023 07:50:01 ago (+1/-0)

“Nah, see what had HAPPENED was…”