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This girl told me, "kiss me where it stinks."

submitted by WhatColorIsYourTigerCage to Jokes 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 13:59:05 ago (+26/-4)     (Jokes)

So I drove her to New Jersey.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 15:48:09 ago (+6/-0)

I went to New Jersey once. Couldn't get the smell off me for a week. Back when I lived in philthadelphia it was free to cross the border into Jersey but it was $7 to go back to Pennsylvania. Worth every fuckin penny.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 16:19:58 ago (+2/-1)

New jersey used to smell in industrial areas when we manufactured things. Lot of chemical plants etc. We dont make anything anymore except brown babies. So its not that smelly. I mean the brown babies smell a bit. But you dont have to roll up the car windows when you drive past them. The “turnpike” was once very smelly.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 20:16:32 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 20:39:01 ago (+1/-0)

Im not. But I probably should be.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 22:36:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] calx 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 15:47:14 ago (+6/-0)

In New Jersey if someone farts in the car you roll up the windows to get fresh air.

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 02:23:29 ago (+2/-0)

My daughter lives in Maywood, NJ. Pretty high end there. Big damn house, great husband, wonderful Veterinary job. Living the dream.

Maywood doesn't smell and it's kinda beautiful.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 14:24:39 ago (+3/-0)

Why do they call New Jersey "The Garden State"?

Because it's full of plants!

...The door won't hit my ass on the way out.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 6, 2023 02:23:01 ago (+0/-0)

My daughter lives in Maywood, NJ. Pretty high end there. Big damn house, great husband, wonderful Veterinary job. Living the dream.

Maywood doesn't smell and it's kinda beautiful.

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 21:50:13 ago (+0/-0)

Did you go to the parking lot for new york part? Or the parking lot for philly part?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 18:48:32 ago (+0/-0)

I lived in New Jersey for three years, in a valley that contained an M&M/Marrs factory. The whole town smelled like chocolate.
Leave the valley and Jersey stank in different ways depending upon the direction you traveled.

Garbage, tires, low tide, nigger sweat..

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 5, 2023 18:25:05 ago (+0/-0)

Glbert Gottfried's Dirty Jokes? Old but good, I guess.