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[ - ] mikenigger 9 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:13:34 ago (+9/-0)

what if you killed yourself?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -6 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 16:36:16 ago (+0/-6)

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 7 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 14:57:20 ago (+7/-0)

Then nothing changes in any capacity anyway.

[ - ] Gowithit 7 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:10:47 ago (+7/-0)

Bots asking for proof of being human.

Nice try.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 6 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:35:51 ago (+6/-0)

Can we shut down the bot that runs jewmckikey?

[ - ] observation1 5 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 14:50:14 ago (+5/-0)

Hey I'm at the beach right now. What do you want it to say?

[ - ] Sector7 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:07:40 ago (+1/-0)

I'll probably need to update mine, since it said 'hey voat'.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -3 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 14:57:06 ago (+2/-5)

Some ideas to kick around: "Take me to your leader." "Where da white women at?" "How long before this shit gets started?" "Can we stop fucking around and just talk?" "We have enough evidence to put you in ADX Florence forever." "Will you please stop laughing at us?"

That sort of stuff.

[ - ] observation1 6 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:02:00 ago (+6/-0)

I'm with people.

How about something more simple

Bam

https://files.catbox.moe/jvl2wv.jpg

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 17:23:41 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] Notevenonce 3 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 17:51:13 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -3 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:36:09 ago (+1/-4)

We all know the protocol here. HH. I'll hold off on extending your right arm toward your computer screen. For now anyway.

[ - ] observation1 8 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:44:36 ago (+8/-0)

Joe, you gullible pedophile.

I did this to prove a point.

This N picture I got off the interwebs

I'm not at the beach

I'm actually a fed bot.

Boop boop beep

More advanced requests are easily managed with our fed btc account

https://www.fiverr.com/alphaysf/write-a-message-in-the-sand-on-a-real-beach

Powering down...

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:46:33 ago (+5/-0)

Beep boop, evidence is the burden of the accuser.

Prove to me my meatsuit is a figure of my imagination.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -5 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:53:49 ago (+0/-5)

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 16:13:25 ago (+2/-0)

My eagles are still insufficient then?

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 16:26:44 ago (+4/-0)

My eagles.

In his world your birds arent real. They're replicants.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 18:06:21 ago (+1/-0)

Should've shut my mouth about the remote...

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 18:07:14 ago (+1/-0)*

haha. Ya think? You sent the poor old man to crazy town with his thinking everyone is fake

* edited -Weird the rest of the message got cut off the first time.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 18:55:38 ago (+2/-0)

LOL beep boop. Text on a screen.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -2 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 20:38:28 ago (+0/-2)

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 9, 2023 19:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

Flies are just tiny birds, so they're not real either.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -3 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 19:26:43 ago (+0/-3)

You got one thing right. This is my world. I say what I want. Do what I want. And he still hasn't proven he's human.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 19:28:50 ago (+1/-0)

still hasn't proven he's human.
You haven't either. Peas in a pod then.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] -2 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 20:20:32 ago (+0/-2)*

I think I did. At any rate I made an attempt. He hasn't even done that. Just made some snide remarks about what is a good faith concern on my part (which you are assisting him with and have I might add) and pulled some stunt about birds. Actually, he did the same thing proven fed @observation1 did. Or proven something. You guys could also be foreign intelligence. Bonus points if you ask me for the proof!

So we're left with him not proving he's human and your tu quoque fallacy here. Hard to believe this is even good faith argumentation as it amounts to intelligence style bullshit of neutralization. Just throw up enough ridicule and bullshit and what started as an effort to get somewhere trails off elsewhere.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 14:55:22 ago (+3/-0)

No,I'm real.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 15:29:52 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsAug 8, 2023 20:39:32 ago (+1/-1)

Anyway, this thread only glows slightly more than the others.

Let's have a round of applause for our intelligence professionals. Defending the free world from... each other.