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Something women might actually be genuinely better at than men...

submitted by gaperglory to Women 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 16:16:22 ago (+17/-0)     (Women)

Gift Giving.


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[ - ] GreenSaint 9 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 19:51:14 ago (+9/-0)

I’m not gonna lie. I’m
Not a white night or anything. But I hate hearing y’all shit on women. It pisses me off. These are the godddesses who secure out future and you stupid motherfuckers sound like y’all jack it all day proud cauze once again YOU made yourself come. It strikes me as fucking pathetic.

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:25:08 ago (+4/-0)

Goddesses lmao
Simp

You should ask Helena for dick pics

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 10:23:29 ago (+1/-0)

Agreed... simp as shit. Greenfag.

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:05:59 ago (+3/-0)

This is one of the smartest comments I've read at this site in a long fuckin time.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:24:28 ago (+3/-1)

And it’s fuvking maroon saint

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:34:14 ago (+2/-0)

Sober Saint is surprising everybody.

[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:59:14 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Gigglestick 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:56:59 ago (+1/-0)

I think you should read more comments…

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 01:01:38 ago (+0/-0)

It's not always about the words that are used. Sometimes it has more to do with the underlying idea.

Not to mention, comments are for niggers and faggots.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 10:19:34 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah! Girl power. Stop pooing on women even though their letting our race be destroyed with their easily swayed minds! I'm so righteous. You're meanies!

Hey faggot. Have you looked around?
We make fun of women because we need them, yet they are practically unreachable in blissful niggerfilled ignorance. Women have become FUCKING AWFUL... and also could you maybe post without writing a book? Just once?

[ - ] Peleg 7 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 17:57:39 ago (+7/-0)

One year for Valentine's day I got my wife a billboard for a card. I had it done on a big canvas so that we could take it down and keep it. That worked pretty good. Now I'm having a hard time beating the billboard. LOL

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 18:57:05 ago (+3/-0)

Make 100 cards. Personally. Hide them all over the place in the days leading up to the day.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:29:52 ago (+0/-0)

Gay

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, this is gay.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 20:00:18 ago (+1/-0)

Sky writer.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:39:20 ago (+0/-0)

Excellent idea. SENTIMENTALITY! The key to women.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 18:45:57 ago (+6/-0)

[email protected] post reminded me of a long time girlfriend I had, didn't marry because she wanted kids and I had already went through that, but anyways, she was 5'11" and looked like Barb Eden from Bewitched, she was a competitive swimmer back in the mid 70s, I swim better than most fish and have been into "open water" and "deep diving" for 35years...she beat me every fucking time in a 500 meter crawl and in the breast stroke she killed me...we did a 3mile swim in Barbados and she tired after 2 but I completed it...and I never stopped to help her because she knew what she had to do to rest and recover, just roll and back float for a while and don't panic...she was the only woman that I trusted to partake in some of my "sensitive engagements", she was also good with firearms and unusually good with a semi auto handgun ie 9mm or .45...and she was 100% woman without the feminism...but she was a militant animal lover and that caused a few arguments...fuck I miss her, but that's life.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:24:51 ago (+1/-0)

I think we've all gone a "one that got away", my friend.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 16:25:04 ago (+5/-0)

Man, you ain't shittin'. I've been with my woman half of my life and we have everything we need. Her birthday is coming up and I have no idea what to get her. None. I've asked her several times and all she gives me is non answers. So, what I think I'll do is buy her the new fishing pole that I want. She rarely goes fishing with me anymore. lol I can sleep on my damn boat, fuck the couch, I can't fish from there.

[ - ] Kozel 9 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 16:33:09 ago (+11/-2)

get her a bidet

[ - ] Kozel 8 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 17:53:09 ago (+9/-1)

one shitass downvoted me.

YOU HAVE SHIT ON YOUR ASS!! DISGUSTING!

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 17:37:41 ago (+4/-0)

I'm upvoting it but I'm betting she already has one.

[ - ] Sector7 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 19:06:44 ago (+4/-0)

If she doesn't have one, this is it. Install it while she's out, then wrap the box or whatever and give her that. You both will benefit.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 20:14:13 ago (+2/-0)

Installation! The best gift.

Let me buy whatever it is and then it gets installed the same day it comes in is going to be my request from now on.







[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:27:12 ago (+0/-0)

I think all white people should have bidets. We use paper to wipe shit off our asshole and hope none balls up in our ass hair... Thats fucking disgusting, and here we have a water spout that cleans your ass perfectly well with no having to even touch near your ass, except maybe to spread ya cheeks... I wouldnt know. Ive never used one. But seriously, why dont we all have bidets?

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:33:27 ago (+1/-0)

Probably the same reason you all don't have water filters.

Btw you still need to wipe after using bidet. Think of it this way:

You put your hand in peanut butter. Then you run water over it. It's not clean, is it?

Lets just say, I wipe the peanut butter away. Then I wash my hands. Then I dry them with a paper.

And if I have to wash my hands in a public restroom I get some paper towels and wet them before engaging with the sink.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:41:54 ago (+0/-0)

ahh... So the bidet does the rest of the work AFTER you wipe your ass? then you dry it with MORE tp?

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:52:02 ago (+0/-0)*

It has a dry setting where it blows air but I don't like using it. If you spray before you wipe chance of shit water running down your balls.

Ideally I want one of those bathrooms where water drains into the floor then I could use a hose style bidet and no or very little TP.

Also you can just use an ass towel at the end if you want to save tp.

[ - ] dingbat 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 17:50:40 ago (+6/-0)

Do something nice for her. Cook her a meal she really likes and do all the dishes afterward.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 19:52:28 ago (+2/-0)

Come on, the fucking dishes? Are you kidding? 🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 20:08:26 ago (+2/-0)

Right? Unless it's fixing something I don't want him in the kitchen.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 20:50:42 ago (+1/-0)

I respect that 😂

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:45:03 ago (+0/-0)

God forbid women figure out were better at that too ;)

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 20:49:09 ago (+2/-0)

I’m only suggesting it to give her a break from doing what she usually does 😂

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 21:10:15 ago (+2/-0)

Hah. I run the fucking kitchen. Do the cooking and the dishes. She does both, sometimes. I do them both most of the time. No one is complaining.🤣

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 21:20:40 ago (+1/-0)*

Excellent!!! \o

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 21:09:30 ago (+0/-0)

Hah. I run the fucking kitchen. Do the cooking and the dishes. She does both, sometimes. I do them both most of the time. No one is complaining.🤣

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 01:15:05 ago (+0/-0)

Nigga you just said da same shit twice bruh... You be a bot? is you a niggernet spiderbot?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:33:39 ago (+2/-1)

That is so beta! Are you a woman? Only a woman would give such a terrible advice.
Doing the dishes will dry up her panties and make her resent him for being such a loser beta

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:46:52 ago (+1/-0)*

Bullshit. Women appreciate men that GET THINGS DONE. That doesnt mean that men should be doing all the cooking and cleaning, but putting forth some effort to allow you're spouse to relax after a nice meal that YOU MADE would not "dry her panties"...

In RAGNAR'S WORLD: OMG he's doing the dishes. God what a loser... I totally want to fuck the neighbor boy because he's such a bitch helping out like that... Men are so stupid... Doesn't he know i would've sucked his dick clean off if he had just left me a pile of dishes as a gift?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:49:32 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, get THINGS done. Not do the fucking dishes.
Do you know any women? If you want a woman who doesn’t respect you or gets wet for you, you should do the dishes and pack her lunches

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:57:10 ago (+1/-0)

This post is about gift giving. Not lifestyles. Doing the dishes once after a homemade meal for her doesnt make you a bitch. And your repeated references to "getting her wet" are (((degenerate))).

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 01:10:47 ago (+2/-2)

Don’t be such a mega faggot.
This particular comment thread is about giving gift to his wife on valentine’s day. It implies romance which implies sexy feelings. Your wife is not going to see you as sexy if you do the dishes. It’s a hard fact.

There is a literal study on this. Wives of men who helped around with domestic chores, especially doing the dishes, reported much higher rates of dissatisfaction in marriage particularly the sexual side of it.

The one thing a man cannot compromise on is having his wife and children respect him as the head of the house.

You are either pussywhipped because of the media’s influence or drinking too much birth control laced water

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 01:38:34 ago (+0/-0)

Well first of... I drink well water.
Second off... The "Study" you're referring to https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/03/guys-who-do-housework-get-less-sex.html is a dogshit piece written by a UBER-Feminist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_Hoff_Sommers

A man commands respect in many ways. Being able to cook your wife a dinner, whether you do the dishes or not, doesn't make you less of a man. Also considering we're talking about a one time thing, this is a stupid dialogue.
When you're with the right woman, she can smell the masculinity coming off of you. A real man doesn't have to follow black and white roles to maintain sexual arousal when it's time. You dont have to be a chest beating nigger all the time, fagnar.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 01:08:38 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 07:36:27 ago (+1/-0)

GET THINGS DONE

MAYOR FASI GETS THINGS DONE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6DkV4_mG5s

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 01:46:13 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 08:13:11 ago (+1/-0)

Gross. Had to upvote because it did make me feel sad when I saw him do dishes once.

But then he broke a glass and I told him get out and everything was right in the world again.



[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 18:31:25 ago (+1/-0)

Your husband is jewish, his masculinity is questionable at best

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 01:39:56 ago (+0/-0)*

You sound like a cave dweller. Woof.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 18:30:40 ago (+1/-0)

You sound like you have a cunt

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 17:58:36 ago (+4/-0)

Gift card for luxury spa treatment. However, this can backfire ('you think I'm ugly and fat, don't you???).

[ - ] dingbat 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 18:10:36 ago (+6/-0)

I think he’d be safe with a massage gift certificate. A facial treatment could get the, “do I look old or something?” ask. A massage or pedicure would be awesome.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 19:30:07 ago (+2/-0)

A 10% off coupon for a facelift would prolly get him a ass-whuppin...but it would be fun to do, esp. on her birthday 😂

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 20:34:44 ago (+0/-0)

Or just take her and get her to choose what she wants...

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:31:46 ago (+0/-0)

That destroys the sentimentality women look for in gifts. The reason women are harder to shop for is because of the way they value objects differently than men.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:53:25 ago (+1/-0)

Gaper glory and Anus_Expander giving relationship tips. *LOL*

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 07:25:46 ago (+0/-0)

I used to be married. Too bad we were both crazy alkys at the time..

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 01:12:59 ago (+0/-0)

'you think I'm ugly and fat, don't you?

Think? Maybe he should get you a mirror

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 07:24:29 ago (+0/-0)

I have a mirror, but the shadow people don't like me using it

[ - ] Nasturtium 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 19:04:56 ago (+3/-0)

Do a hot stone couples massage together then later that day a nice dinner out, get some flowers. It doesn't have to be hard, most women want an experience together... or so I think...

[ - ] PhantomXLII 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 19:06:01 ago (+3/-0)

Hmm...

Foot rub.

Not that I'd know, but I can't think of any woman that would reject a good foot rub.

[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 20:32:55 ago (+1/-0)

Well duh... :)

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:59:40 ago (+0/-0)

I always think about the lines from pulp fiction when i think about foot rubs.. "Would you give a man a footrub?" "Fuck you..."

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 20:12:06 ago (+2/-0)

No way. I'm way better than my wife at gift giving.

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:30:29 ago (+0/-0)*

Maybe thats because your "wife" is a man.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:35:41 ago (+0/-0)

The shitty spelling throws off your comment in so many ways

[ - ] gaperglory [op] -1 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 01:13:27 ago (+0/-1)

Sorry Fagnar. Occasionally auto-correct gets the better of a nigger.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 19:50:58 ago (+2/-0)

Definitely. I know for sure that I suck at this.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 19:04:47 ago (+2/-0)

Bitching incessantly? The gift that keeps on giving.

Same thing as divorce.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 19:59:31 ago (+1/-0)

Nope. Totally wrong. I am a gift giving savant. My gifts make people cry the good tears.

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 20:39:47 ago (+0/-0)

Yikes, can you give me a gift please?

[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 18:41:25 ago (+2/-1)

Supporting immigration?

[ - ] gaperglory [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

Women are much more sentimental than men. Men like toys and gadgets and guns. Women are much more difficult to pin down when it comes to what they will or wont appreciate.
Best you can do is keep your ears open for, "God, wouldn't it be great to have one of those!", or "I've wanted X for so long i dont know why i havent gotten one..."

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 08:01:11 ago (+0/-0)

"God, wouldn't it be great to have one of those!"

and not even then. I still remember how mad I got when the husband bought me an electric broom because he heard me say "oh how cool" and "I want one". But I didnt. I thought the idea was neat but I didn't actually it want it.


:) Go ahead and think I'm crazy but it is a thing.

Btw that broom was retarded. Weighed 40 lbs and the suction was terrible.



[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 12, 2023 00:25:28 ago (+0/-0)

Who cares. I don’t like gifts

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 11, 2023 22:41:55 ago (+0/-0)

I actually thought of one. Keeping a public bathroom clean. My gosh can we actually do that. Stop pissing on the floor you fucking animal.