Fuck around and find out - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Fuck around and find out
submitted by Centaurus to videos 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 20:59:39 ago (+39/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/1q6gsa.mp4

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 16:46:32 ago (+1/-0)

In the book Kon Tiki, about sailing the Pacific on a raft, they learned that a shark goes limp if the tail is lifted out of the water. Never the fins. they got good at it and hauled up some monsters which they killed and ate without mishap.

https://www.google.com/search?q=kon+tiki+movie&newwindow=1&sca_esv=558602326&source=hp&ei=lnriZKiWKbKBkvQP7p-6oAY&iflsig=AD69kcEAAAAAZOKIptcExTzUsORkf4_sdVm1DYOxrWpX&ved=0ahUKEwioubbYjOyAAxWygIQIHe6PDmQQ4dUDCAw&uact=5&oq=kon+tiki+movie&gs_lp=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&sclient=gws-wiz#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:4214635e,vid:yNBGf7av6s4

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 16:57:59 ago (+0/-0)

He probably did a coin flip beforehand. Heads you lose.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 08:31:52 ago (+3/-0)

I didnt need to watch the end of that. I hate gore.

[ - ] prototype 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 06:31:37 ago (+3/-0)

He's so casual about it. "I lost my god damn pinky", like he laid down his keys somewhere and can't find them.

Let us all aspire to one day be that calm, cool and collected.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 11:02:54 ago (+1/-0)

shock

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 02:13:31 ago (+5/-0)

Yes truly an idiot. But they should have got the shark on board and got the pinky out of its stomach. It can be reattached if they get to the hospital asap or put it on ice

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 02:56:20 ago (+2/-0)

Shark: Mmmm, you're going to offer more fingers on deck? I'm in!

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 07:46:16 ago (+5/-0)

On the one hand he's missing a pinkie, but on the other hand not so much.

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 17:28:27 ago (+1/-0)

Bad, but I still upgerted

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 01:54:04 ago (+1/-1)

Lmfao I lost my goddamn pinkie

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 00:34:24 ago (+2/-0)

what an idiot

[ - ] calx 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:37:07 ago (+6/-0)

"Land fries!" - shark

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:15:46 ago (+3/-0)

Shark gave him the pipe cutter

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:13:42 ago (+5/-0)

Florida things.

Dude handled it like a man frfr 💯

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:56:21 ago (+7/-0)

haha what did this yuppietard think was going to happen? The retards on reddit think that sharks won't eat humans. He has this retard mentality. I told one of'em that next time they see a shark to swim towards it and give it a hug.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 03:11:30 ago (+2/-0)

What was he trying to do? You gotta baby a shark after you throw it back? I've only ever cut em loose. F that. If you like em use a circle hook or something.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 23:08:10 ago (+2/-1)

No you didn't

[ - ] texasblood -8 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:52:18 ago (+1/-9)

LMAO
DOWNVOTE FAGGOTTS ON VOAT.
They try 🤣
End results the same.
They skin in the game LOOSERS🖕

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 01:57:08 ago (+1/-1)

I agree bunch of fags. You’re with me though. That blodlosut that hits you in random places. That’s how you know were sheep. You can’t give in: I want to give In. It’s natural. I should be praised for my slaughter not condemned

[ - ] Portmanure 9 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:38:34 ago (+9/-0)

[ + ] Belfuro

[ - ] Belfuro 10 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:05:36 ago (+10/-0)

And about as much script as a modern blockbuster.

Hope that the cast is full blown diversity.
And of course the shark will be white because they're great

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:14:55 ago (+4/-0)

That'll be a short movie the equivalent of a pinkie finger.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 7 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:35:14 ago (+7/-0)

If I had a dollar for every time I was the only one smart enough not to just do something like this, like a total faggot. Just to have dipshits say I was being over cautious or making a big deal out of how I handled it.

I’d have as many dollars as my dumb friends have broken bones.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 23:37:49 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] Sector7 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:26:52 ago (+5/-0)

https://img.gvid.tv/i/29867EzH.png

Perhaps another?

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:29:17 ago (+3/-0)

No video?

[ + ] Sector7

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 09:14:36 ago (+3/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/1q6gsa.mp4

[ + ] Centaurus